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After OT8 the tech is free

Discussion in 'Scientology Technology' started by Ralph Hilton, Jan 5, 2018.

  1. Ralph Hilton

    Ralph Hilton Patron Meritorious

    The CofS will never be able to release the tech above OT8 for the simple reason that they have nothing to release. They need to keep people paying for their next patron status and being cozy with DM.
    After OT8 all you need to do is study and apply existing materials.
     
  2. Bill

    Bill Gold Meritorious Patron

    The "tech" is free -- and worth every penny.
     
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  3. uncover

    uncover Gold Meritorious Patron

    How cool, Ralph is still alive in 2018. How is the weather at Semmering hills now, enough snow ? And enough Sliwowitz ?
     
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Exactly, that's all you need to do to qualify as an OT 8.

    You don't have to be able to exteriorize, levitate, postulate or demonstrate that you are "total cause over life"!

    You don't have to be subjective/objective cause over matter, energy, space and time either!

    You don't even have to do anything else requiring supernatural OT powers!

    "All you need to do is study and apply existing materials". Those materials will describe to you in glorious detail all about the miraculous OTs that nobody ever met. In that sense, Scientology is not a religion. It's the study of 20th century mythology.

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  5. Gib

    Gib Crusader

    spot on buddy! LOL

    Scientology is the 20th century study of the OT mythology:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_mythology

    "Greek mythology is the body of myths and teachings that belong to the ancient Greeks, concerning their gods and heroes, the nature of the world, and the origins and significance of their own cult and ritual practices. It was a part of the religion in ancient Greece. Modern scholars refer to and study the myths in an attempt to shed light on the religious and political institutions of ancient Greece and its civilization, and to gain understanding of the nature of myth-making itself."

    My oh my, how history repeats itself.

    Three ships in the original Sea Org are known as the Apollo, Diana and Athena. All three of these Greek mythology figures have busts that one can buy online.

    In Scientology, we have the bust of L Ron Hubbard in every org. LOL

    Can you believe people actually clap to the bust of L Ron Hubbard, or a picture of him. LOL

    In Scientology we have in the PR/Marketing Series "that people only buy Ron's brand", and thus it is important to promote that. Nowadays, it's important to sue people who wish to keep the work free, which Ron said he did, and yet Scientology sues people for trademark or copyright. LOL

    Understanding is to understand Ron's rhetoric. LOL

    I presume, one day soon, we will have a bust of DM in every org. LOL

    Hey DM, we need a bust of you in every org or mission as well, make it go right dude! Put Sherman on the job, I'm sure he can put in words how you are the gate keeper to the front door of infinity.
     
  6. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    1. So, all of the so-called OT levels are just pre-OT levels?

    2. Maybe they should just go back and refer to the writings of Aleister Crowley and just do creative processing above OT8? ;)
     
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  7. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    When people reach OT8 they'll have to learn how to deal with people asking them about OT abilities.

    Obviously they can't demonstrate these abilities because they haven't got any so they have to learn to talk about universes and so on and so forth just like the old blowhard himself did.

    That's why they need to study the materials. To learn the art of bullshitting from the master.
     
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  8. Irayam

    Irayam Patron with Honors

    I don't understand why the management of Scientology doesn't just publish any bullshit as OT9 and 10?
    Who will complain or who won't want to write a success story afterwards?

    Irayam
     
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  9. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    LOL

    That is the entire pathetic punchline of the world''s fastest spreading joke, Scientology.

    I hate to brag, but the COS (Crimewave of Scientology) could have hired me to write a credible version of OT 9 and OT 10. When I have sometimes posted an ersatz LRH policy/bulletin over the past 9 years, there have been some really miffed ex-Scientologists here who got upset that they were fooled into thinking it was authentic. As much fun as it can be to throw down one of those "hoaxes", I have been very careful not to kick that hornet's nest too often, LOL.

    So, instead of hiring HelluvaHoax to write their most advanced "scripture", there is an alternative. They could simply FIND AN ARCANE LRH REFERENCE and blow it up into a OT level, much like they did with the entirely "SuperPower" comments Hubbard once made becoming a 30-year, $200,000,000 ultra-high-tech "Mecca" building in Clearwater that was destined to save the planet!

    It's not even that hard to find a little-known gem of Hubbardian cosmic consciousness in all those tens of millions of words and lectures he gave! One such example comes to mind that, by way of example, would be suitable for OT 9; it's a very rare little LRH audio tape from Philadelphia recorded in April of 1953. I attended a "briefing" once that had the "super-confidential" tape which was only a little over 3 minutes long. It was an orphaned piece of the Philadelphia Doctorate Course that was never published along with the other 76 lectures, each of approximately 1 hour in length.

    Because it was not a full 60 minute lecture, they didn't try to add the 3-minute snippet to any other lecture, so it just became an "orphan" that was preserved in the LRH Archives.

    In any case, in that brief audio capture, Hubbard stated that:


    This would work quite well, don't you think? The OT level would consist of the Pre-OT using the meter to find the "intention" they picked up which explains any physical condition or problem they currently suffer from in their life. That level could go on for quite a number of years until they have "cleared" every stop and counter-intention on their lines that explains why they are not yet OT even though they were OT 8!



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  10. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    PART II:

    The only other info that might help is this. All of that above quote (previous post) was made up. A hoax. But it sounded more than good enough to make Scientologists have the biggest win of their entire Bridge, right?

    I'll even throw in a free marketing campaign where it is scientifically asserted that: "ONE SESSION ON THIS NEW ADVANCED LEVEL CAN PRODUCE MORE CASE GAIN THAN THE ENTIRETY OF THE BRIDGE AUDITING THAT CAME BEFORE IT!

    Well, that was kind of fun, right? LOL. What? No? You are pissed? LOL. Okay, in that case please be sure to use the attacked blank forms to send in your KRs on the unscrupulous perpetrator of this dastardly hoax! LOL.

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  11. Irayam

    Irayam Patron with Honors

    LOL!
    In 2018, I guess you just have to use the Times new roman font in green or red to satisfy the few Scientologists left!!
    I don't have your talent HelluvaHoax!, but I made a parody of HCOB almost 30 years ago whose subject was the Ouch! Assists...
     
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    LOL

    Per Don Hubbard (Ron's estranged twin brother and Founder of the Church of Hoaxology) there is a senior axiom which states that:

    "All parodies on Hubbard's Hoax are basically good".

    Thirty years ago, wow, cool! That was just after our dear Commodore scientifically proved that an OT could exteriorize at will and didn't need a body.

    I've stayed in regular theta com with our Founder since '86 when he was forced to by-pass his encumbrance. He tells me (verbatim channeling): "I love that crazy parody you people post on ESMB down there post on earth! Reminds me of the crazy OT fantasy shit I made up--that you credulous losers paid me billions of dollars for! LOL. Earlier this morning I read your bogus OT IX reference and laughed so hard that calmag came out of my nose! ML, Ron"

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  13. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    You bitch! LOL. You got me again. I was completely convinced that orphaned PDC quote you wrote was really hubbard. It "sounded" exactly like him. Are you sure you aren't one of hubbard's bodies-in-pawn?
     
  14. George Layton

    George Layton Silver Meritorious Patron

    "After OTVIII all you have to do is study and apply existing materials"?!? What were you doing before OTVIII?
     
  15. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    one day soon, we will have a bust of DM in the urinals of every org.

    ^ FTFY
     
  16. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    They are already on shaky ground. One good flap at that level could see the Holy $$ flow stop or reverse.
     
  17. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    Hi Ralph!

    I'm glad to see you still punch in here. I'm the reincarnation of the deformed dwarf Commander Birdsong. I was in exile and lurking when you punched in complaining of some sort of dissonant psychic/spiritual phenomena and asking if others here had any similar experiences. I forget the details but it was something I could relate to. I take it you're doing OK now?

    Love ya!

    Keep up the good work.
     
  18. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    One day DM busts will be urinals
     
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  19. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    "Star Mist Galaxy" blew your cover. lrh would have chosen something like, Black Snake or Vapor-9 guLAXy. Just saying.
     
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  20. Bill

    Bill Gold Meritorious Patron

    That didn't work with OT 8.