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Alanzo is a statpushing blogwhore

I don't think there is enough gold to cover his fat little body! :eyeroll: Unless we bust into a Scientology vault that holds the pirate gold, but I think it's in an offshore bank somewhere...:confused2:
 

Hatshepsut

Crusader
We should name a street in honor of Alanzo

armadillosign.jpg


Or create a theme restaurant in his honor
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And we could be honorary club members and wear special buttons. :p

 
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OTBT

Patron Meritorious
Heretics! You are worshipping idols of god!!! I am a Born Again Armodillan and this is unacceptable!!

Armodillan?

Armodillan?

Looks like you have been born again based on an MU.

Clear your MUs and see the reg to pay for FPRD, submit to idiotic sec check questions to F/N VGIs, write multiple success stories, and cognite on the Evil Purpose associated with your MU on Armodillan before you can accuse others of being Heretics and worshiping idols of god.

(I'm joking...)
 

byte301

Crusader
We should name a street in honor of Alanzo

armadillosign.jpg


Or create a theme restaurant in his honor
Armadillo20Palace.jpg


And we could be honorary club members and wear special buttons. :p


As long as there's a disclaimer attached about leprosy or however the hell you spell it. Ask Alanzo...he's the one who gives it to peeps.
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
I don't know know many times I have had to address this leprosy thing.

There was a rumor going around for a while that I even admitted to giving leprosy to somebody back in the 80's during a cocktail party.

It is factually and fictionally untrue. The person who started that rumor has been found with naked pictures of little children on his computer and he has been hauled off to jail.

I hope that settles it.

My god... I might have to run through a series of PR firms until I find one who can handle this vicious bigotry once and for all.
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
By the way...

I really like my new avatar. It think it is an improvement over the old one. It is a publicity shot I had taken of me at work at my home office, right after the 2008 Armadillo Adult Video Awards ceremony.

Man, was I tired.
 

Div6

Crusader
I don't know know many times I have had to address this leprosy thing.

There was a rumor going around for a while that I even admitted to giving leprosy to somebody back in the 80's during a cocktail party.

It is factually and fictionally untrue. The person who started that rumor has been found with naked pictures of little children on his computer and he has been hauled off to jail.

I hope that settles it.

My god... I might have to run through a series of PR firms until I find one who can handle this vicious bigotry once and for all.

Oh right...it was AIDS.....:omg:
 

AnonyMary

Formerly Fooled - Finally Free
By the way...

I really like my new avatar. It think it is an improvement over the old one. It is a publicity shot I had taken of me at work at my home office, right after the 2008 Armadillo Adult Video Awards ceremony.

Man, was I tired.

I'm sorry but the cutie baby avatar is cute-t-er :wink2:
 

byte301

Crusader
I don't know know many times I have had to address this leprosy thing.

There was a rumor going around for a while that I even admitted to giving leprosy to somebody back in the 80's during a cocktail party.

It is factually and fictionally untrue. The person who started that rumor has been found with naked pictures of little children on his computer and he has been hauled off to jail.

I hope that settles it.

My god... I might have to run through a series of PR firms until I find one who can handle this vicious bigotry once and for all.

I think I was at that cocktail party!:omg:

I had no idea you were the one that was passing around leprosy on the beanie weanies!:duh:
 
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