Okay.
Is there a reason this is bronze and not gold?
Okay.
Is there a reason this is bronze and not gold?
Yes.
Unless we bust into a Scientology vault that holds the pirate gold, but I think it's in an offshore bank somewhere...:confused2:Okay.
Is there a reason this is bronze and not gold?
Yes. Even the tongue is bronzed.
(similar to Alanzo's)
Heretics! You are worshipping idols of god!!! I am a Born Again Armodillan and this is unacceptable!!Okay.
Is there a reason this is bronze and not gold?
Heretics! You are worshipping idols of god!!! I am a Born Again Armodillan and this is unacceptable!!
I don't know know many times I have had to address this leprosy thing.
There was a rumor going around for a while that I even admitted to giving leprosy to somebody back in the 80's during a cocktail party.
It is factually and fictionally untrue. The person who started that rumor has been found with naked pictures of little children on his computer and he has been hauled off to jail.
I hope that settles it.
My god... I might have to run through a series of PR firms until I find one who can handle this vicious bigotry once and for all.

By the way...
I really like my new avatar. It think it is an improvement over the old one. It is a publicity shot I had taken of me at work at my home office, right after the 2008 Armadillo Adult Video Awards ceremony.
Man, was I tired.
I don't know know many times I have had to address this leprosy thing.
There was a rumor going around for a while that I even admitted to giving leprosy to somebody back in the 80's during a cocktail party.
It is factually and fictionally untrue. The person who started that rumor has been found with naked pictures of little children on his computer and he has been hauled off to jail.
I hope that settles it.
My god... I might have to run through a series of PR firms until I find one who can handle this vicious bigotry once and for all.

