That's kind. scn is very crazy.
Given the increasingly Archetypal Craziness of Scientology, now may be a good
time to add to the ancient folklore and literature traditionally created to deal
with such monsters. Fairy Tales come to mind. The Story of Scientology
may not have been dealt with by Grimm, but it is indeed Grim. The cult offers
fertile ground from which many gruesome tales might sprout. Certainly
parents might use such yarns as cautionary object lessons to pass on to
their young children.
A Starter idea:
Davey M, The Evil Cult Fairy Queen
Davey picks up the cans of his Magic Meter, in tone 40 commands; "Meter Meter, Take A Look, Who's the Greatest COB of All"
Says Mighty Meter: "Since you ask, that's an easy call. Down Texas way a greater
lurks, Your Foul deeds she has seen, Princess Debbie your Goose seeks to Cook.
When her work is done, Queen you will no longer be; The new COB will be she"
Davey flys into a furious rage. With no one at hand to kick, Dave smashes
his unfaithful Meter. He summons his creepy Sea Org bodyguards who wait
their master's (whether master or mistress, none is sure) command just ouside the closed door, closed
against prying ears and eyes while COB consults the oracle. "Find this Bitch,
Princess Debbie, before she Cooks my Goose!", screams Davey in a high pitched
tone as bits of spittle form a white foam on his ruby lips. "She's somewhere in Texas"
You have you mission....Now Fly! Fly! ..........