An Open Letter To XENU, Sincerely, X-SCN!

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
You realise, of course, that some people might honestly think we're playing with fire here, so to speak?

Paul
 

FoTi

Crusader
In the dictionary, xeno means foreign, strange, different or stranger or foreigner - comes from the Greek word xenos meaning foreign. Since LRH likes to play with words, I'm wondering if this is where LRH came up with the name Xenu.
 

Student of Trinity

Silver Meritorious Patron
Xenu was an unlikely blend of familiar ingredients and weirdness, with suitably weird marketing. By now it is just a fading memory of well forgotten wackiness from dumber times. It was so obviously entirely artificial, that after a while you just couldn't swallow any more of it. But up to that point it was actually kind of refreshing; not bad for a weekend afternoon buzz on a hot day.

Oh, wait. That was Zima. Never mind.
 

Zinjifar

Silver Meritorious Sponsor
Xenu was an unlikely blend of familiar ingredients and weirdness, with suitably weird marketing. By now it is just a fading memory of well forgotten wackiness from dumber times. It was so obviously entirely artificial, that after a while you just couldn't swallow any more of it. But up to that point it was actually kind of refreshing; not bad for a weekend afternoon buzz on a hot day.

Oh, wait. That was Zima. Never mind.

You can always switch to retsina; a favorite of greek carpenters everywhere.

Zinj
 

Veda

Sponsor
Xenu is a Declared SP. His terminal is ethics.

From L. Ron Hubbard's handwritten OT 3 materials, re. Xenu: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/pubs/sfn98/ot3b.gif

From Hubbard's Class 8 course, re. Xenu:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVqN4ivQ_TM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDKg5K3in8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6P4YV6CfI0

Xenu's SP Declare. Includes a description of Xenu (courtesy of Captain Bill Robertson a.k.a. Astar Paramejgian, founder of the Free Zone and Ron's Orgs, the largest FZ group): http://www.freezone.org/cbr/sector9/e_sob20.htm

Some inspirational music: http://galac-patra.narod.ru/index.html
 

R6Basic

Patron Meritorious
It was nice to hear Xenu's side of the story.
I wonder if LRH had any plans to go audit him some day, In fact maybe that's what Ron is doing now. he's booking around the universe trying to find Xenu.
 

Anonycat

Crusader
Dear supreme ruler dude,

I'm so sorry about that guy saying you gave everybody BT cooties. I know you don't roll like that. Almost no one believes that lie anymore.

I saw some boots on sale that I think you'd like. Those ones you have look like they're pretty old. Let me know if you like them, the sale is over in May.


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I'm sorry about those haters that wrote on your Facebook wall. I told you not to accept friend invites from people you don't know. I know you're a friend collector, but you should expect that, right?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Xenu/27768091408

Ok, catch up with you in chat.

'Cat

:ship:


:typing:
 

Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
Dear Xenu,

You said you'd be gone for a day or two, how long does it take to pick up a loaf of bread and a news paper anyway?

Mom
 

Mest Lover

Not Sea Org Qualified
Dear Xenu,

You said you'd be gone for a day or two, how long does it take to pick up a loaf of bread and a news paper anyway?

Mom

Remember, length of day is utterly dependant on orbit structure and tidal lock with preservation of angular momentum as a factor and distance from the nearest star, whose mass would effect the whole day thang.

A Xenuvian day may be a couple million years or 20 in Teegiack time
 

HelluvaHoax!

Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
Dear Xenu,

How did you do it, dude?

19 Trillion beings to drug and transport across the universe in DC-8's?

Max capacity for DC-8 (jumbo) is about 176 passengers. Let's say you really stuffed 'em in there and squeezed 200 per plane.

That would mean you organized 95,000,000,000 (95 Billion) flights. Security lines in the airport must have been a bitch!!

Anyways, if you did this over a three (3) month period, you would need to have appx 1 Billion flights leaving every single day,loaded to capacity.

That breaks down to 41,666,666 flights leaving every hour.

Your electronic Arrival/Departure Flight Boards must have been like really, really totally like gargantuan!

Or I'm wondering if maybe you used a super-tiny font?

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Div6

Crusader
Dear Xenu,

How did you do it, dude?

19 Trillion beings to drug and transport across the universe in DC-8's?

Max capacity for DC-8 (jumbo) is about 176 passengers. Let's say you really stuffed 'em in there and squeezed 200 per plane.

That would mean you organized 95,000,000,000 (95 Billion) flights. Security lines in the airport must have been a bitch!!

Anyways, if you did this over a three (3) month period, you would need to have appx 1 Billion flights leaving every single day,loaded to capacity.

That breaks down to 41,666,666 flights leaving every hour.

Your electronic Arrival/Departure Flight Boards must have been like really, really totally like gargantuan!

Or maybe you used a super-tiny font?

diadepartures.122106.png

Man HH, I thought you were a tech literati!
Now I am having second thoughts....

He didn't treansport the BODIES....

The THETANS were extracted with a glycol\alcohol mixture and packed in the DC-8's with refrigeration units....probably a quarter of a billion per flight.

Now excuse me....my feet are cold.....
 

HelluvaHoax!

Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
Man HH, I thought you were a tech literati!Now I am having second thoughts....He didn't treansport the BODIES....The THETANS were extracted with a glycol\alcohol mixture and packed in the DC-8's with refrigeration units....probably a quarter of a billion per flight.Now excuse me....my feet are cold.....

Ohhh, you must be referring to the scientifically proven factual story of the transport phase in boxes? :D

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Anyways, so sorry to hear that your BT's went the economy route.

Mine had seats with plenty of leg room, cocktails and got frequent flier miles too!
 
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