Gold Meritorious Patron
I was chatting earlier with some guys who thought it might be a good idea to Auction the torture of Alanzo for cash
You know $50 gets him into whatever avatar you choose for a day, $100 gets his text automatically changed so whenever he types the word "I" or "me" or "Important" it gets changed into "The armadillo has spoken" or something. $500 gets him banned for a week!
What do you think?
I love this idea. We could make enough to fund ESMB for a decade....
I think Marty might be willing to pay up BIGTIME to ensure that it happens.
and this could fund Anonymous for a few years.....
If you do this, I'm going straight over to Marty's blog and I will become his biggest gushing sycophant. I will get a guest-post spot there and I will tell all the sordid behind-the-scenes stories of the private lives of the posters here on ESMB.
I'm warning you: I will not hesitate to expose The Chicken Incident which led to the creation of ESMB, and from which each of its denizens suffers to this day.
Awww, don't be such a spoil sport, little dillo.