Another BFG post

Björkist

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You mean like young, old, exciting, dull...?

Paul

LOL. Something along those lines...

But more was it really loud and wet and obviously purposely done...or did someone just have a bad case of the shits and tried to squeeze one out without anyone noticing...?
 
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SchwimmelPuckel

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Imagine that! - The whole crew silent for one minute...

What kind of fart? - A loud reverberating one? - And then noone admits it, and noone want's to tell.

More likely it was very cautiously sqeezed out, so nobody heard. But during the silent minute the stink filled the room!

Mewhaha! - So TC and his security goons look through the footage for someone with a pained expression and watery eyes! ROTFL!!!

Hmm... Why did they roll the cameras during that anyway? - Was that maybe to give the media the footage for a little newsbit about TC and crew honouring those who died at the Bendler Block? - If so, even if everybody kept an even face, the news is out about the foul stinking fart. That footage will have people ROTFL all over the world!

:timebomb:
 

namaste

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namaste

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Seriously though, I can see TC's point because in a situation like this you gotta ask yourself, "What would Hitler do?"
 
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SchwimmelPuckel

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I foresee a 'breakthrough' update to the 'Characteristic of SP's' and added items to sec-check lists! - People who fart! - They make the lives of innocent bystanders unbearable. The one conclusive hallmark of the suppressive person is his capacity to actually stand his own stink when farting alone. This doesn't even show up as an W/H in sec checks and the farter just laughs it off! The only reason the farter feels anything resembling remorse is for the danger of being caught! These people are in mortal fear of being caught!- But give a farter an opportunity to sneak one out undetected, he'll do it and pretend it was not him! Even secretly enjoying when innocent people gets the blame! - This is an example of the most virulent kind of covert hostility!

:omg:
 

namaste

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I foresee a 'breakthrough' update to the 'Characteristic of SP's' and added items to sec-check lists! - People who fart! - They make the lives of innocent bystanders unbearable. The one conclusive hallmark of the suppressive person is his capacity to actually stand his own stink when farting alone. This doesn't even show up as an W/H in sec checks and the farter just laughs it off! The only reason the farter feels anything resembling remorse is for the danger of being caught! These people are in mortal fear of being caught!- But give a farter an opportunity to sneak one out undetected, he'll do it and pretend it was not him! Even secretly enjoying when innocent people gets the blame! - This is an example of the most virulent kind of covert hostility!

:omg:

:roflmao:
 

Ralph Hilton

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I foresee a 'breakthrough' update to the 'Characteristic of SP's' and added items to sec-check lists! - People who fart! - They make the lives of innocent bystanders unbearable. The one conclusive hallmark of the suppressive person is his capacity to actually stand his own stink when farting alone. This doesn't even show up as an W/H in sec checks and the farter just laughs it off! The only reason the farter feels anything resembling remorse is for the danger of being caught! These people are in mortal fear of being caught!- But give a farter an opportunity to sneak one out undetected, he'll do it and pretend it was not him! Even secretly enjoying when innocent people gets the blame! - This is an example of the most virulent kind of covert hostility!

:omg:
LRH beat you to it :)
PAB 13 :

"The entire computation of this aberrative personality is that he is worthless, he himself knows himself to be completely worthless. One might feel a little pity if the harm were not so great, for there is nothing more terrible than this knowledge. The aberrative personality feels he cannot succeed unless he drives others away from him with fear, preferably with terror. He assumes aspects of ugliness in matters of clothing; he is quite prone to ugliness. Very often this personality does not bathe, his breath is very often foul, his feet become odorous, the endocrine system has failed one way or another, the person has considerable bowel trouble. Other people than the aberrative
personality occasionally manifest these difficulties; unfortunately, it all stems from the same idea—to drive other people away."
 

Zinjifar

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LRH beat you to it :)
PAB 13 :

"The entire computation of this aberrative personality is that he is worthless, he himself knows himself to be completely worthless. One might feel a little pity if the harm were not so great, for there is nothing more terrible than this knowledge. The aberrative personality feels he cannot succeed unless he drives others away from him with fear, preferably with terror. He assumes aspects of ugliness in matters of clothing; he is quite prone to ugliness. Very often this personality does not bathe, his breath is very often foul, his feet become odorous, the endocrine system has failed one way or another, the person has considerable bowel trouble. Other people than the aberrative
personality occasionally manifest these difficulties; unfortunately, it all stems from the same idea—to drive other people away."

Ron in His trailer...

Zinj
 

Jimmy Cricket

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In a comm cycle, how would someone ack a premature fart? (Thank you, I got that.)

Or in session, would a fart by a pc be considered a comment or an origination?
 

Ralph Hilton

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One could also ask if an instant fart would be considered a read. The definition of an instant fart would be that fart which occured at the exact end of a major thought expressed by the auditor.
 

Zinjifar

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One could also ask if an instant fart would be considered a read. The definition of an instant fart would be that fart which occured at the exact end of a major thought expressed by the auditor.

?

Why the auditor?

By theory, he's not even really there...

Zinj
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
LRH beat you to it :)
PAB 13 :

"The entire computation of this aberrative personality is that he is worthless, he himself knows himself to be completely worthless. One might feel a little pity if the harm were not so great, for there is nothing more terrible than this knowledge. The aberrative personality feels he cannot succeed unless he drives others away from him with fear, preferably with terror. He assumes aspects of ugliness in matters of clothing; he is quite prone to ugliness. Very often this personality does not bathe, his breath is very often foul, his feet become odorous, the endocrine system has failed one way or another, the person has considerable bowel trouble. Other people than the aberrative
personality occasionally manifest these difficulties; unfortunately, it all stems from the same idea - to drive other people away."
So he did! - I should have remembered... :melodramatic:

This opens up the possibility of a group farting bank agreement occuring spontaneusly. Envision what happened at the Bendler Block during that moment of solemn silence.. There'd be this stink propagating through the crowd while everybody pretends not to notice. Why, several people might take advatage of the situation and sneak one out themselves. Safe from being caught, since somone else already stunk the place up. The devastating power of such a bank agreement would be something to behold!

You might think that this scenaro is unlikely. But then recall that Germany is where they eat sauerkraut! - This intire filmcrew might have had sauerkraut for dinner that day. This would make this calamity unavoidable!

When TC and his security goons look through the footage they may find several people with pained expressions and watery eyes! - In fact, TC's anger may well be that he felt that he could keep it in. And then had to let it rip due to the restimulation!

:coffee:
 

Emma

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A lot of threads seem to end up silly. Usually in the toilet or bedroom.

I like it too :happydance:
 
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