At the suggestion of Tom Cruise, Scientology tapped the phones of Nicole Kidman

[Smurf]

You guys are right. Poor Nicole. She had to (oh god, I think I'm going to throw up in my mouth to even write this..)

HAVE SEX WITH TOM CRUISE!

Well...ummm... uhh... aside from his acting like a total asshat sucking up to the cult & BFF Miscavige...

 

[Leland]

Well...ummm... uhh... aside from his acting like a total asshat sucking up to the cult & BFF Miscavige...

LOL....

But how do you look in Burberrys clothing Smurf?

You'd never get past the selfie video requirements...anyway......

Damn...I'd hoped this particular idea....and posting about it would be dropped.

 

[Wants2Talk]

The Tonight Show Episode was a repeat - Oh well.