Gold Meritorious Patron
"Sally and I are writing to invite you to attend an event of considerable importance to us: the grand opening celebration of the new Church of Scientology Pasadena. We have been working on this project for seven years, raising money from over 2,000 parishioners, purchasing the building itself and donating it to our church. The building, now completely and stunningly renovated, makes an impactful statement. It is some 58,000 square feet and was built in 1906. It appears on the U.S. Department of Interior's registry of historic places. It is located in the heart of Old Pasadena, one of the first and most important cities in the western United States.
This ideal Church of Scientology will present to the community the many services developed by L. Ron Hubbard to remedy all that ails our twenty-first century society - everything from solutions to drug addiction, prevention of gang violence and crime, correction of study difficulties interfering with our children's ability to take a leadership role in our futures, disaster relief and even special services for businessmen whose workplace stress tears them from their families and the enjoyment of life. This is all in addition to the basic mission of the Church, which of course concerns itself with man's spiritual well-being.
As you can see, Sally and I are proud of this milestone achievement and we want to invite you personally to share the experience with us. It will take place at 6:00 pm this Sunday evening, July 18, 2010, at 35 South Raymond Avenue, in Pasadena, California. Park in the Parsons parking lot off Walnut between Pasadena Ave and Fair Oaks Ave. A shuttle will take you to the sign-in table at the event itself. Over 3,000 people are confirmed already, so plan to come early -- say, around 5:00 pm.
I hope you can attend.
Craig & Sally Jensen"
I am SUCH an evil, EVIL SP... aren't I OSA??
I am pretty pissed with your attempt. That is when I am not having full bellied laughs with my Sister, Brother, Mom and Dad about it. Ruth, Mary you two completely underestimated not only me - but my family. And Mary, what did I loose after all? Think hard. Not much huh? Now we know where we stand don't we?
Calling all Anons and Good Fighters alike. You now have the time and date. Godspeed.