Australians all let us rejoice

[rolypolypudding]

I just HATE it when they beat us.....at ....ANYTHING!

When you're feeling down, just think of how a Kiwi pronounces "tennis"

Kiwi's and Aussies are the same aren't they.

Sure as you can steer a train, yep.

NO.

You're all the same.
Except for the Tasmanians

Bleeding Zinjifarians.

"With all our petty quarrels done,
Dissensions overthrown,
We have, through what you boys have done,
A history of our own."
-Banjo Patterson

 

[Iknowtoomuch]

Never tried to steer a train before....

 

[Stan D'Teque]

How about train a steer? Used to be a good Aussie job called "bullocking." Before cars. Had to get a bunch of steers to pull a wagon full of wool or a heap of timber.

 

[Iknowtoomuch]

So the wagon is Scientology (a burden) and the steers are SO members (slaves)?

Don't know why that popped into my head. Sorry.:confused2:

 

[Stan D'Teque]

Good picture! The one I usually get is "The Flying Dutchman" from the "Piartes of the Caribbean" movies - doomed to sail forever, never die, a boat that "runs on spirit power" per my young son etc. etc.. AND the Captain is called Davey! I was goona use that as my avatar but my computer illiteracy got the better of me.

 

[Once bitten]

Congratulations Australia

I hope Australia has lots of Private Investigators because they're going to be needed with all these people leaving.

I feel like an Australian ex-scn because I was on staff in Sydney, but I am a true Kiwi.

Congratulations Australia! You have put the heat on and look at the result!

ozzie ozzie ozzie oi oi oi

 

[mate]

What you probably don't know is that the word KIWI is an acronym. Can you guess what it is?

David.

 

[Once bitten]

Hmmm David, do I want to know?

 

[ozzie]

"ozzie ozzie ozzie oi oi oi"

You called????????

Aussie and Kiwis - kinda like the americans and the knucks.

New Zealand - where the men are men and the sheep are scared!




Ozzie -true blue

 

[Carmel]

I hope Australia has lots of Private Investigators because they're going to be needed with all these people leaving.

I feel like an Australian ex-scn because I was on staff in Sydney, but I am a true Kiwi.

Congratulations Australia! You have put the heat on and look at the result!

ozzie ozzie ozzie oi oi oi

What you probably don't know is that the word KIWI is an acronym. Can you guess what it is?

David.

Hmmm David, do I want to know?

Look at this! Just like old times!

Crikey, never thought it would be! 27 years ago now! David back with those two "young" kiwi chicks (cepts now they are a lot older - still young compared to him tho ). - and the man himself, still being that satyrical gentleman that he always was!

So good! Will pm ya, Once Bitten - and say g'day, after ALL these years.

Love,
Carmel

 

[Carmel]

Enough already!

"ozzie ozzie ozzie oi oi oi"

You called????????

Aussie and Kiwis - kinda like the americans and the knucks.

New Zealand - where the men are men and the sheep are scared!




Ozzie -true blue

For goodness sakes Ozzie - give this sheep biz a break. Besides that, you've got it awfully wrong - the sheep aren't scared - they love it!

And, just for the record, and just on the quiet, that Feral bloke has more sheep on his aussie property, that most kiwis do on theirs! Enthusiastic lad, with lots of energy, is our Feral.

 

[ttamaad]

The great thing about Aussies is that when you feed them a little Kiwi they jump up and down like all hells broken loose

(especially when the little Kiwi just beat them up)

Lets face facts, Aussie needs us Kiwis just so they can feel superiorly safe (big brother, little brother love)

Hey but I will tell you something. Any Pom, American or anyone decides to get heavy with either of us, we have a fantastic ability to join forces and we will give better than we get

So bring it on!!!!

 

[mate]

Look at this! Just like old times!

Crikey, never thought it would be! 27 years ago now! David back with those two "young" kiwi chicks (cepts now they are a lot older - still young compared to him tho ). - and the man himself, still being that satyrical gentleman that he always was!

So good! Will pm ya, Once Bitten - and say g'day, after ALL these years.

Love,
Carmel

Ahem. This may surprise you, but when you reach my age, I will be a teenager with all the youthful vigour that will be the envy of the pair of you.

Love, David

 

[Stan D'Teque]

Welcome Once Bitten!!!! This is like school when all the teachers are away and all the old friends come out to play!

 

[mate]

Hi ttamaad

talk to a man about a dog

Is this the dog that used to get in the last word?

David.

 

[Carmel]

No David!

Ahem. This may surprise you, but when you reach my age, I will be a teenager with all the youthful vigour that will be the envy of the pair of you.

Love, David

You are not that bloody old, our darling heart!
After having just found you again...don't you dare depart!



The kiwi girls

 

[ttamaad]

Hi ttamaad


Is this the dog that used to get in the last word?

David.

Hey, before you get all righteous, just remember that I am probably the age you were when that dog had the last word ...oh all right, I'll give you a few years.

and I was nothing compared with the two chicks you are again fraternizing with!

But we had some great arguments didn't we? I remember bursting into the C/S office trying to get something done so I could get a completion for Jane and you got me all worked up for about five minutes lecturing me on the Ivory Tower and then told me to get out and just quietly mentioned that the folder was on the table behind me... it had been c/sed and passed. You had done it before I had even got up there.
Love it!!!!

 

[ttamaad]

You are not that bloody old,



The kiwi girls

Actually, he must be ancient god, I know how old I am

 

[Zac]

A KIWI joke..

What does a KIWI do??

He generally just eats, roots and leaves...

 

[Carmel]

What a little 6'3" turd!

What does a KIWI do??

He generally just eats, roots and leaves...

Who's side are you on kid? Forgetting YOUR roots are ya boyo?