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Can We Ever Be Friends?

Discussion in 'Important documents' started by Anonycat, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

  2. loose cannon

    loose cannon Patron with Honors

    First I thought that I would download and listen to it, just out of curiosity.

    But then I realized that I don't need to develop another instance of nausea.
  3. Sharone Stainforth

    Sharone Stainforth Silver Meritorious Patron

    If you have never listened to this, you really must, especially number 3.

    I have never heard such a load of twaddle, well I have, but this is takes the biscuit.

    Anyone know who did these recordings?
  4. PTS

    PTS Elliott

    Recording #3 opens with "$cientology believes in kindness"
    And that is as far as I got. :puke2:
  5. Sharone Stainforth

    Sharone Stainforth Silver Meritorious Patron

    6,7,and 8 are must listen to mp3s. Especially 7 where he appears to be talking about Paulette Cooper.
  6. Claire Swazey

    Claire Swazey Spokeshole, fence sitter

    There's two versions. An old old one and then a later one with Jeff Pomeranz. JP is absolutely nauseating. Overblown, fulsome, ick.
  7. lochness

    lochness Patron

    Anyone know if the entire old version is available on the web?

    Mark Bunker posted a very intriguing portion of it:
  8. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Hiya Nessy, and welcome too! :cheers:
    I tortured myself years ago listening to this mind-numbing shite, I believe I found the audio via a pirate host site, no idea if it exists anymore. However, with a bit of google-foo I'm pretty certain copies can been unearthed. Probably a bunch of it on YT, dunno.
    If my memory isn't failing me too badly the gist of it was to explain to parents (etc.) why it was beneficial for people to drop out of their college/university studies in order to hook up with the masters of time and space, the cult of Scientology.
    Hey, why spend good hard earned dollars on a proper education when you can just have it siphoned into the vast coffers of a cult that will 'educate' you on how the world really works, an investment that will just keep on giving towards freeing you from this prison planet... :eyeroll:
    If you cannot track down this don't fret too much, you are not missing much, those particular 'friends' are not the ones you are looking for.
    If I happen to stumble into any copies I'll PM ya the links, but I bet there might be something in the OCBMB archives regarding this. Hey, there may even be a member or two here that still has this twaddle stashed somewhere and will send ya a mp3 or some such. But seriously, get out and enjoy the summer! Just a thought or three :)

    Edit~ Try this, and if you succeed make sure you haz plenty of brain-bleach handy (you have been warned). >>

    Edit2~ Okay, just downloaded the file (zip), it is pretty straight forward, un-zip the file and (depending on how your media is played and what OS you have) voila, there it is in all its messiness, 8 tracks of crap read by someone trying hard to sound very Hubberish, it really is quite painful, honestly.

    Last edited: Aug 25, 2016
  9. afaceinthecrowd

    afaceinthecrowd Gold Meritorious Patron

    For those that have an interest, here's an excerpt from a Post I made re: CWEBF about 5 years ago..

    Face :)
  10. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    Pure insanity!

    A nasty fanatical rant to convince people to "be friends".

    All because Ron had "knowingness" that using vicious low tone levels would make people come happily up tone.

    Have I mentioned recently that L. Ron Hubbard was a depraved lunatic?
  11. Hypatia

    Hypatia Pagan

    The unfriendliest people in the world. (Or Marcab)
  12. SuperPowers

    SuperPowers Patron with Honors

    I remember this.

    What an elaborate load of shit this is ie using the Hubbard tonescale.

    In Sweden, the artist Mats Norryd did it in our tounge. He delivered this absurd, over-dramatized speech to the "enemies" on behalf of any Scientologists who couldn't "handle" their family relations etc. Creepy stuff. :puke: