HelluvaHoax!
Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
..
PLUS they will likely get pounded on to make good on the other half! Like, before next Thursday at 2:00! The excuse will be that some other poor Schlub is trying to get a paid status and needs their help, just like they were "helped". The whole thing is just another reg gimmick!
Another way to wring more and more money out of increasingly bankrupt marks.
IAS REG
Very well done on achieving your Patron With Honors
status yesterday! We really need you to up your
status to Gold Patron Meritorious status.
SCIENTOLOGIST
But, that Patron With Honors maxed out
all my charge cards and I also had to take
out a third mortgage to donate $250,000.
I don't even know how I am going to
make the payments for all that! And
now you want me to quadruple my
$250,000 donation to a million dollars?!
IAS REG
I can see that you are a very successful OT.
I see you are wearing gold and sapphire
encrusted Cartier special edition cufflinks. Why
those must have cost you at least $35,000.
I see you are wearing a Harry Winston diamond
ring that looks to be about 3 carats--I don't have
my loupe with me but that had to set you
back at least $250,000. I also see you are wearing a
Patek & Phillippe $380,000 perpetual calendar watch.
What good do these meaningless trinkets do you or the planet?
SCIENTOLOGIST
And what? You want me to sell these
"meaningless trinkets" and donate the money?
And what will I get as my exchange for donating
an additional $750,000.
IAS REG
We will give you a fabulous Patron Meritorious
gold and diamond encrusted lapel pin.
Very well done on achieving your Patron With Honors
status yesterday! We really need you to up your
status to Gold Patron Meritorious status.
SCIENTOLOGIST
But, that Patron With Honors maxed out
all my charge cards and I also had to take
out a third mortgage to donate $250,000.
I don't even know how I am going to
make the payments for all that! And
now you want me to quadruple my
$250,000 donation to a million dollars?!
IAS REG
I can see that you are a very successful OT.
I see you are wearing gold and sapphire
encrusted Cartier special edition cufflinks. Why
those must have cost you at least $35,000.
I see you are wearing a Harry Winston diamond
ring that looks to be about 3 carats--I don't have
my loupe with me but that had to set you
back at least $250,000. I also see you are wearing a
Patek & Phillippe $380,000 perpetual calendar watch.
What good do these meaningless trinkets do you or the planet?
SCIENTOLOGIST
And what? You want me to sell these
"meaningless trinkets" and donate the money?
And what will I get as my exchange for donating
an additional $750,000.
IAS REG
We will give you a fabulous Patron Meritorious
gold and diamond encrusted lapel pin.