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Church of Scientology Johannesburg needs to buy an electrical generator.

As always, please go to Mke's blog for his analysis and the analysis of his commentators.

Mike Rinder: Lights Out At Jobur Org
http://www.mikerindersblog.org/lights-out-at-jobur-org/

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From: Church of Scientology JBGD <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, December 18, 2014 17:32
To:
Reply To: Church of Scientology JBGD

Subject: Eskom hasn’t been kind to our Org lately, Nobody wants to go free in the dark! So Joburg Org has come up with a solution but we need your help!…

Attend our Dark Knight Fundraiser and help Joburg Org buy its own Generator… after all you do need power to go free!

Since the rolling blackouts here in Johannesburg are going to keep on rolling for a long time, we needed to come up with a solution because we cannot deliver our service to our public in the dark, so we have decided to buy our own generator for the Org that will be able to replace Eskom when they switch off the power.

Please come and support Joburg Org at this fundraiser. The generator costs about R500 000. This cause is good for us but even better for you, because why are we here after all? to help you go CLEAR! and nobody wants to go free in the dark!

BE THE LIGHT IN OUR DARKNESS AND DONATE TO OUR GENERATOR!

Time- 7:00 pm
Place- Chapel
Theme- Dress in white and bring the light!

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The e-mail and reference to "rolling blackouts" may be a bit misleading since, as Mike explains:

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First, the org is being dunned by lawyers representing Eskom (the electrical utility company for S. Africa) demanding payment of their 2 million rand (about $200,000) backlogged unpaid electrical bill. They threaten to shut off their service, the church begs and offers a token payment and staves off the inevitable for a little while. As one S. African told me, the only entity with worse administrative inefficiency than the church is Eskom. But sooner or later they will bumble their way into terminating service to the idle org — and THEN the church will pay the bill and Comm Ev the executives, but the shoe will be on the other foot. The advantage of the inefficiency allowing them to continue getting electricity when they havent paid their bill for years will now become a liability as they try to persuade them to turn it back on when they pay the bill….

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The solution? Beg the public to give them money to buy a generator (and if that happens they will be begging them to buy fuel to run it).


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In conclusion Mike notes:

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But it raises some puzzling questions:

1. Are people supposed to fork over their money to buy a generator or support building more “ideal” orgs? Or the IAS? Or Planetary Dissemination? Or the AO Af? Or CCHR?

2. If Joburg is in such financial distress, what about the other orgs in Africa? This after all is the model. The leader. The “continental org.” The Sea Org are all over it. It’s the biggest, baddest org in all the land.

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Freeminds

Bitter defrocked apostate
Standard operating procedure is to fail to pay the bill for so long that you end up getting charged for having an electrician sent out by the power company to disconnect you. You refuse entry to the property and he goes away, but the charges for an hour of his wasted time are added to the bill. The third visit is typically the one where he's accompanied by the police, and has a warrant. You're charged for that, too. They cut the power off, and initiate legal proceedings. Which you lose because you don't have a leg to stand on.

Meanwhile, no other energy company will touch you... and you can't run your cult properly because it's a cold, dark shell of a building. After about six hours without power, your burglar alarm spazzes out, adding to the sense of chaos and failure. If you can't find a sucker among the existing victim/parishioners to fleece in order to "clear the planet" the org closes.

Nobody ever dares to really understand the why: that selling two books and a DVD in a whole week means you're not offering something that people want. When it was just Ron, individual dickhead on the run from multiple wives, bounced cheques and process servers, this might have been a viable way for a person of low morals to do business, skipping out of one town after another... but you can't run a Hollywood-themed cult that way. Word gets around. Mud sticks.

The billion-dollar cult with the management tech that doesn't involve paying your bills. Aw yeah.
 
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anonomog

Gold Meritorious Patron
<snip>

Meanwhile, no other energy company will touch you... <snip>.

There is no choice in SA. It is Eskom (via City Power for Joburg residents) or Eskom.

I think they had better tell the truth and quickly because the convenient rolling blackout shore story will have more of their members jumping ship.

Only the most [STRIKE]brainwashed[/STRIKE] dedicated will believe an organisation of that size, delivering that type of non manufacturing/retail service would require a R500k (without fuel costs) generator to get through the rolling blackouts. What are they trying to do? Light up so bright they can be seen by the ISS?

The rolling blackouts last for 4 hours. It doesn't happen every day at the same time or same place, although it potentially could be a daily blackout in the future. Since the start of this I have had 3 blackouts at home and 1 at work. We have a very small generator for main lights, pc's etc and we laid out a whopping R1500 back in 2008/9. I see small models going for R7k-R10k at retailers now. Obviously they will require more but no way R500k more. It is only 4 hours, not always in the evening. Air conditioners are really not necessary. Heat is only required Jun-Aug. An organisation that is saving the planet should be mindful of wasting power anyway.:biggrin:

I think this lie is going to bite them.
 

Freeminds

Bitter defrocked apostate
. . .

I think this lie is going to bite them.

The cheapzone is relatively significant in South Africa. I can't see any real reason to get your Kool-Aids from David Miscavige at this point: it's more costly, more inherently evil... and the ‘Tech’ is equally ineffective either way. I think the ‘Church’ of $cientology has lost that particular continent.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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..

The cheapzone is relatively significant in South Africa. I can't see any real reason to get your Kool-Aids from David Miscavige at this point: it's more costly, more inherently evil... and the ‘Tech’ is equally ineffective either way. I think the ‘Church’ of $cientology has lost that particular continent.


Let's not dwell on the negative because in every crisis there is an opportunity. . .

BRIGHT IDEA: The African orgs can generate huge new income streams if they begin marketing and selling every Scientologist on the continent two (2) of the exciting new G-Meters.

BRIEFING DATA: Since the orgs no longer have electricity, they naturally should not call them "e" meters. Further, because it is inevitable that the orgs will not be able to afford keeping the alternative energy source (a big generator) supplied with fuel, each meter will come with its own little Generator (hence G-Meter).


:hattip:
 
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Udarnik

Gold Meritorious Patron
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Let's not dwell on the negative because in every crisis there is an opportunity. . .

BRIGHT IDEA: The African orgs can generate huge new income streams if they begin marketing and selling every Scientologist on the continent two (2) of the exciting new G-Meters.

BRIEFING DATA: Since the orgs no longer have electricity, they naturally should not call them "e" meters. Further, because it is inevitable that the orgs will not be able to afford keeping the alternative energy source (a big generator) supplied with fuel, each meter will come with its own little Generator (hence G-Meter).


:hattip:


And you just know the generator on the meter will be one of those hand-cranked dynamos, like the ones on emergency radios and flashlights. The auditor will have to keep cranking while asking the questions. That will make self-auditing quite the athletic feat...
 

HelluvaHoax!

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And you just know the generator on the meter will be one of those hand-cranked dynamos, like the ones on emergency radios and flashlights. The auditor will have to keep cranking while asking the questions. That will make self-auditing quite the athletic feat...


:hysterical:

Cool idea. As such, I just now filed a provisional patent on a foot-powered generator, so the auditor can double task--auditing while unobtrusively pedaling under the table.

HCG_2-with-fixed-and-folded-handles(1).jpg


There is still room for you to get in on this ground floor opportunity because we need a little more R&D to muffle the whirring noise it makes. Thus far, whenever I ask for an earlier similar, all my PCs keep coming up with the identical "Whirring Sound Implant".
 

Leland

Crusader
That reminds me....back in the mid 1970s when I was a full time PC.....sometimes my hands would get so sore/cramped up.....I'd go on Foot Plates...

anyone around that did this.....?

:eyeroll:
 

HelluvaHoax!

Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
That reminds me....back in the mid 1970s when I was a full time PC.....sometimes my hands would get so sore/cramped up.....I'd go on Foot Plates...

anyone around that did this.....?

:eyeroll:


LOL. Back in the day, there were some wicked variations like Foot Plates...

Who can forget Armpit cans? (seriously, it was "standard tech" for some pcs).

I always wondered (if the trend had continued) whether by now they'd be using Butt Plates and for the sensitivity test the command would have been "Please squeeze your butt cheeks".
 

Leland

Crusader
LOL. Back in the day, there were some wicked variations like Foot Plates...

Who can forget Armpit cans? (seriously, it was "standard tech" for some pcs).

I always wondered (if the trend had continued) whether by now they'd be using Butt Plates and for the sensitivity test the command would have been "Please squeeze your butt cheeks".

Makes perfect sense to me! Plenty of butt cheek to get good contact....:biggrin:
 

The_Fixer

Class Clown
And you just know the generator on the meter will be one of those hand-cranked dynamos, like the ones on emergency radios and flashlights. The auditor will have to keep cranking while asking the questions. That will make self-auditing quite the athletic feat...

:hysterical:

Cool idea. As such, I just now filed a provisional patent on a foot-powered generator, so the auditor can double task--auditing while unobtrusively pedaling under the table.

HCG_2-with-fixed-and-folded-handles(1).jpg


There is still room for you to get in on this ground floor opportunity because we need a little more R&D to muffle the whirring noise it makes. Thus far, whenever I ask for an earlier similar, all my PCs keep coming up with the identical "Whirring Sound Implant".

Wonder if they come with a couple of spare wires coming out of them for fun, like one of my uncles did to me when I was a kid....

"Here, hold on to these...."

"OK".... Proceeds to hold wires....

Uncle cranks handle.

Me jumps 6 feet into the air with an almighty squeal.

Great gales of laughter follows.

I wasn't laughing.

Walks of with blackened face and smoking, frazzled hair..... plotting all sorts of revenge.......mutter, mutter....

I guess something went clear then.
 

oneonewasaracecar

Gold Meritorious Patron
Wonder if they come with a couple of spare wires coming out of them for fun, like one of my uncles did to me when I was a kid....

"Here, hold on to these...."

"OK".... Proceeds to hold wires....

Uncle cranks handle.

Me jumps 6 feet into the air with an almighty squeal.

Great gales of laughter follows.

I wasn't laughing.

Walks of with blackened face and smoking, frazzled hair..... plotting all sorts of revenge.......mutter, mutter....

I guess something went clear then.
I wondered when someone was going to say that.

Those hand cranked generators were used occasionally in interrogations.

This is the endpoint of Scientology auditing

AUDITOR: Any withholds?
PC: No.
AUDITOR: Any withholds? [---ZZZAAAAAPPPP! ---]
PC: Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!
 

JustSheila

Crusader
Yeah, the bastards got me with the lawnmower sparkplug too.

Walk with a few twitches these days.

One of my siblings once tricked me, saying he was fixing the electric socket with a hairpin and would I help?

And think of all the fun you've missed from not living in a cold climate!

Like - being dared to stick your tongue on a pump in sub-zero weather and losing the skin off of it.
 

Lone Star

Crusader
One of my siblings once tricked me, saying he was fixing the electric socket with a hairpin and would I help?

And think of all the fun you've missed from not living in a cold climate!

Like - being dared to stick your tongue on a pump in sub-zero weather and losing the skin off of it.

One time my brother, cousin, and myself thought it would be cool to stick our parent's keys into an electrical wall socket. (I think it was during the Christmas season...LOL...)

My butt still has some stripes from the whoopin that soon followed such a stupid act.

:yes:
 
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