Church of Scientology Johannesburg needs to buy an electrical generator

[oneonewasaracecar]

One time my brother, cousin, and myself thought it would be cool to stick our parent's keys into an electrical wall socket. (I think it was during the Christmas season...LOL...)

My butt still has some stripes from the whoopin that soon followed such a stupid act.

Pix or it didn't happen.

 

[The_Fixer]

Haven't the South African Scilons heard of matchsticks & wood?

Yeah, they use them to make spears though

 

[The_Fixer]

Pix or it didn't happen.

Not like this, I hope?

 

[oneonewasaracecar]

Not like this, I hope?

I don't want pix of Miscavige talking at an event, I want pix of Lone Star-deux's ass with spanking marks (for scientific purposes only).

Stop derailing.

 

[The_Fixer]

Horseshit you do ???

 

[Teanntás]

The South African Independent Scientology blog Scientologists back in comm now has the story.

Generating Power
https://backincomm.wordpress.com/2014/12/20/generating-power/#more-2880

".. And sitting on top of that steaming pile is none other than Mr. David Miscavige, “COB,” “ecclesiastical leader,” Pope of scientology, dictator of command intention and king of on-Sourciness.."

Great image of the Turd of Scientology

 

[Enthetan]

A rational organization would not try to operate in a building whose expenses exceed income. But then, we are talking about Scientology.

 

[Freeminds]

If 'Xenu' was imprisoned in a facility powered by an "eternal battery" and Randy Ron had "whole track recall", how come the Orgs need a 'wog' electricity supply at all? Even UFO bullshitter Billy Meier claims to power his place with a perpetual motion machine of alien design...

Seems to me that L Ron Tub'o'lard let the team down pretty badly, there.

 

[Francois Tremblay]

"On-Sourciness," is that the new "truthiness"? Scientology Nation is not even as big as the Colbert Nation... Truthiness will always prevail over On-Sourciness!

 

[KissMyStats]

That reminds me....back in the mid 1970s when I was a full time PC.....sometimes my hands would get so sore/cramped up.....I'd go on Foot Plates...

anyone around that did this.....?

I forgot about the foot plates ! LOL I used them a few times. Thanks for the memories.

 

[Jump]

".. And sitting on top of that steaming pile is none other than Mr. David Miscavige, “COB,” “ecclesiastical leader,” Pope of scientology, dictator of command intention and king of on-Sourciness.."

Great image of the Turd of Scientology

This time he really does have the rank . . .

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

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[strativarius]

Nice one Jump, now that reminds me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qhDyM-knNs