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DEFCON 2 Alert Tonight
Readiness condition Exercise term Description Readiness DEFCON 1
COCKED PISTOL Nuclear foot bullet launched
(can't be recalled)Maximum lulz and popcorn DEFCON 2
FAST PACE Massive foot bullet launched ESMB fully engaged DEFCON 3 ROUND HOUSE Massive foot bullet is imminent ESMB ready to mobilize DEFCON 4 DOUBLE TAKE Stunning embarrassment Above normal readiness DEFCON 5 FADE OUT Normal ridiculousness ESMB normal readiness
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