it is Mr. Miscavige’s unwavering adherence to L. Ron Hubbard’s vision that has propelled Scientology.....
...into the shitter where it belongs.
Jesus H. Mother Freakin' Christ, whose idea was it that this putrid cock-spew of rank bullshit was going to somehow deter something as inevitable as Flag Down from happening? Man-o-man-o-man, the end of the Scientology brain-screw has maybe never seemed so near. THIS is the best they could come up with? THIS?
David Miscavige: It's over. Give it up, you tiny, abusive, illiterate little fuck-dweeb, We won years ago, and you just confirmed it. By authorizing the release of this rambling, nonsensical, patently ridiculous screed, you've basically just given up, haven't you? You, a diminutive no-dick loser scumbag, have really just surrendered, no? Fuckin' A, that response was more damning than the whole 199 day Squirrel Busters episode, wrapped up in a text wall of sad, epic proportions.
DING DING DING!!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! And it ain't you, Little Tiny 5'1" Davey, the Jr. High Punching Bag to end all Jr. High Punching Bags. You've just proven to the world what a useless, impotent piece of stinking excrement you truly are.
Now, witness the power of this fully armed and operational Flag Down conference as it furthers the utter destruction of your evil irrelevant little cult. We are continuing to enjoy the dismantling of your criminal organization, you laughable, impotent little toad.
Choke on it, Bitch. You Suck Cocks On Hollywood Boulevard, and I'm sure you're grateful for the income and the attention. You annoying, irrelevant piece of shit....