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Coverage of Shelly Miscavige's Disappearance

Discussion in 'David Miscavige and Current Management' started by Sock Puppy, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Orglodyte

    Orglodyte Patron with Honors

    OMG another answer to "How many Scientologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

    Two, but how did they get in there?
  2. Wants2Talk

    Wants2Talk Silver Meritorious Patron

  3. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    It takes all Scientologists to screw in a light bulb because they havn't seen the light yet.

    BTW that is a left hand thread on that light bulb and probably the main reason they can't light up their lives.

    If a s Scientologist could "mock up" being sane, we might have an opening to worlwide clearing.:yes:
  4. kate8024

    kate8024 -deleted-

    The facsimile you uncovered of two Scientologists having sex in a light bulb is actually part of the 60W implant put there by the Mugaboo civilization over 20 years ago when they were having under population issues and in danger of going extinct. The entire civilization was made up of light bulb filaments which lived in the Fort Harrison hotel. Sadly this entire civilization has now gone extinct and was replaced by a new civilization with a much lower energy level.
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2013
  5. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    Sex in a light bulb! Sounds hot....

  6. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    Mike: Shelly Miscavige Why She Stays

    Mike Rinder: Shelly Miscavige Why She Stays

  7. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    SHELLY SPEAKS: Scientology Leader’s Banished Wife Says She’ll Get Out “Only One Way”

    Tony Ortega - SHELLY SPEAKS: Scientology Leader’s Banished Wife Says She’ll Get Out “Only One Way”

  8. Dukat

    Dukat Patron with Honors

    Sorry to go off topic, but that gorgeous hunk of epicness, Gerry 'No Ego Problems' Armstrong must be relishing the dissolution of $cientology. I bet he wants to say 'I told you so...' to so many -- but he won't. He's too fucking great. I love him and had to jump in here to say this.
  9. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    I'm s sick bastard who reads *far* too much medical literature, so when you said "mock up sex with a light bulb", my mind went here:

    Remember kids, the way to remove the light bulb is with the matching light socket attached to the end of a broom handle. In case there's any ... Uhhh ... pressure bult up in there, it should be a loooong broom handle.:omg:
  10. tutu

    tutu Patron

    Re: SHELLY SPEAKS: Scientology Leader’s Banished Wife Says She’ll Get Out “Only One W

    This quote sounds dramatic but in actuality it is one I've heard before. "The way out is the way through." When on courses and auditing and there are uncomfortable situations you have to face, such as something bad that you did or a painful memory, it was considered that you would be better on the other side of the incident after having faced your issue and being done with the process.

    So when Shelley said, that may be what she meant. She has to be done with her cramming/program/whatever, which may never happen.
  11. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader

    Re: SHELLY SPEAKS: Scientology Leader’s Banished Wife Says She’ll Get Out “Only One W

    It is sad that that quote was used to put you through torture
  12. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader

    <More at link>
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  13. Terril park

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  14. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader

    Monkey sees Monkey does, Hubbards CMO's where mostley girls too ?
  15. anondelmundial

    anondelmundial Patron with Honors

    Your post on the above is clearly off the wall, i.e., you don't know WTF you are posting about!

    If what you state about "white asbestos" were true as a fast acting carcinogen, then thousands of WWII ship-workers handling asbestos would have died on their jobs from incidental ingestion of asbestos containing "white asbestos." [See below on your "white asbestos.]

    Just where do you come up with "The odds of this occurring naturally is 1 in 5000 x 1 in 5000 or one in 2.5 million".? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?

    "Chrysotile or white asbestos is the most commonly encountered form of asbestos,[SUP][1][/SUP] accounting for approximately 95% of the asbestos in place in the United States[SUP][2][/SUP] and a similar proportion in other countries."

    Yes, asbestos does cause cancer, there is no question. But, NO, asbestos is not some hypothetical "fast acting carcinogen", whatever the hell that is!

    Jebuz, Arnie, get your facts straight.
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2013
  16. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    More about asbestos poisoning:
  17. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    Not to mention statistics doesn't work that way, each even is an independent probability...
  18. iHateDuplicity

    iHateDuplicity Patron with Honors

    Don't even bother trying to argue with Lerma. There's no certainty greater than paranoid certainty. We're talking "immovable object" here. Resistance is futile.
  19. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader

    You mean Lerma's opinion is the ashtray ?

  20. Kookaburra

    Kookaburra Gold Meritorious Patron

    Re: SHELLY SPEAKS: Scientology Leader’s Banished Wife Says She’ll Get Out “Only One W

    Not what she's saying at all.

    She said, "there's only one way"

    Sounds like the statement of a lifer on death row.