Patron with Honors
I find the idea of an OSA assassin hat to be credible. When I was a lowly FCDC staffer, the GO guy showed me the 45 he kept under his pillow. He told me he would kill for Scientology because it would be the greatest good for the greatest number of dynamics. BTW he also told me he could mock up sex in a light bulb. I guess being a cult assassin curtails you love life!
OMG another answer to "How many Scientologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Two, but how did they get in there?