Patron with Honors
Honestly, a good argument could probably be made that DM is some kind of saboteur or what have you...literally everything DM does backfires Caddyshack style. Anyone remember that site, it was called Veritas or something, that had this conspiracy theory that DM was an IRS plant or saboteur? Not suggesting that's the case, and doubtful if DM was anything other than what he appears to be, but you have to wonder!
Here is something that has crossed my mind more than once or twice. I'm not in for conspiracy theories as most people understand them these days, as my world view is not that simplistic. However, with the unimaginably stupid maneuvers and "Whys" that Dwarf Midget has foisted off on Scilons for years, using threat and force to push these "Whys" forward despite every single written reference from Hubbard saying to do exactly the opposite, one has to wonder if this guy is not a plant. He fits every definition and description of how a plant would act, even according to Hubbard's own policies.
I don't really think Dwarf Midget is a plant. I think he's just a stupid, power-motivated, self-absorbed dictator who enjoys ridiculing and beating people for his pleasure, and somehow he hid his evil nature long enough to get into a position of power. There are numerous examples of this in history, so Dwarf Midget would be far from the first and won't be the last to make this kind of play. But it's still fun to kind of wonder if someone didn't send this guy in there or offer him some kind of power/money deal to have his way with Cof$ and turn it into the international joke it has now become.