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David Miscavige - christened a Fleet Admiral in Scientology's Sea Org!

Discussion in 'David Miscavige and Current Management' started by Idle Morgue, Nov 1, 2013.

  1. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

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    Posted on Tony Ortega's blog!
     
  2. In present time

    In present time Gold Meritorious Patron

    ahhh, the outing of OTVIIIisGrrr8, a beautiful thing.
    :yes:
     
  3. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Heh David Miscavige - your skin has that "Scientology leathered look" - lay off the tanning bed and the scotch and you may want to consider boxing a bag instead of human beings...your overts doeth speak loudly by the way you look!!:p

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    Now LRH states that a thetan is as sane as he is able to see the similarities and differences of things, people etc.

    Quiz for sanity: For you thetans who would like to take the test - what are the similarities between David Miscavige and Idi Amin - START!

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    I'll go first - I am a little nervous but here we go - well, Idi Amin is black and David Miscavige is white!

    PASS!
    !:giggle:
    :giggle::party::woohoo:

    I am sane!!


    Who is next?
     
  4. Dean Blair

    Dean Blair Silver Meritorious Patron

    Quiz for sanity: For you thetans who would like to take the test - what are the similarities between David Miscavige and Idi Amin - START!

    Well... they both eat people.

    They like to wear the same type of uniform.

    They both wear John Lobb shoes.

    How's that?
     
  5. In present time

    In present time Gold Meritorious Patron

    idi amin had power, and then faded into history.
    we're working on it;)
     
  6. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

    That's a PASS!!:happydance::happydance::happydance::dancer::dancer::dance3::giggle::party:

    Another sane being!!
     
  7. Dean Blair

    Dean Blair Silver Meritorious Patron

    Okay here are a few differences between Idi Amin and David Miscavige.

    Idi Amin was 6' 4" tall and David Miscavige is only about 5' 4" tall.

    Idi Amin never slapped a pre clear and David Miscavige did.

    Idi Amin never finished High School and had no formal education but David Miscavige, oh wait.... Let me think of another difference.

    Idi Amin was a champion heavy weight boxer fighting contenders in the boxing ring. David Miscavige beats up Sea Org members who have had no formal fight training.
     
  8. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Dean - Damn!! VWD! Where can I mail you the CERT of Sanity!! Super sane! You can certainly spot the differences and are very specific!! You are on a roll!!:clap::clap::clap:
     
  9. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader

  10. exthetan

    exthetan Patron

    Gee, is that a bitter pill to swallow or a very large suppository? LOL!

    Exthetan
     
  11. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime



    DM's escape capsule.
     
  12. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron


    Let's not forget that they both took people against their will,

    and locked them up. And held them under guard.

    They have more in common than it would first appear.
     
  13. In present time

    In present time Gold Meritorious Patron

    I have been wondering this for days. What the hell is that thang?
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RV7Qz640OeM
     
  14. La La Lou Lou

    La La Lou Lou Crusader

    Lanyardophiles are often not too well in the head.

    Idi had the excuse of syphilis eating his brain, what excuse does Davey use?
     
  15. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

    BT's eating his brain?
     
  16. La La Lou Lou

    La La Lou Lou Crusader

    WOW, OMG, I've just cognited what STIs really are!

    It's the contagion of aberration, while the naughty parts of two people are meeting BTs jump from one person to another! Some BTs can move through Latex though so we must be careful to use BT proof condoms, about 5 inches of lead should be OK...

    Thanks for that my noodle is floating.