David Miscavige Doing the Perp Walk

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
There is a point at which all this can be made right.

There is a point where the abuse and the violence and the lies will be able to end, and where all of this can be placed into the hands of a new generation of Scientologists, who will have the responsibility on their shoulders to ensure that this nightmare will never happen again.

It is when we see David Miscavige, in hand cuffs, being led away by government officials to face justice.

That is the day when Scientology can become the game where everyone wins.

That is the day I am visualizing in my mind.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

Everybody take a deep, relaxing breath, close your eyes and visualize this scene of fulfillment in your mind.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

Repeat after me...

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

Sing it loud!

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

Just the girls!

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

And now the boys!

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

EVERYBODY NOW!!

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

Can you see it?

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

CAN you FEEL IT???

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

David Miscavige, doing the Perp Walk.

That day will come, children.

That day will come.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Alonzo, a fine start.

With DM's perp walk, that's one down and 9,999,999 more perp walks to go.

If anyone can figure out how to isolate and eliminate the criminal intentions and fraudulent methodologies of Scientology from Scientogists' thoughts & actions, it will no longer be Scientology.

A world without KSW. Now, that sounds like a worthy goal.
 

GoNuclear

Gold Meritorious Patron
makings of a parody

I do lyrics, but not music, so I put new lyrics to existing tunes, i.e., song parody. If parody lyrics are going to work, usually there will be one catch phrase that fits the tune perfectly. The perp walk needs to be done, as I see it, probably to the tune of some old doo-wop tune from the fifties or sixties. If anyone has a suggestion, pass it on, will see what I can do.

Pete
 

anonomog

Gold Meritorious Patron
Hmm, myself I read it to the tune of The Time Walk. It fits more than I thought. Miscavige does the perp walk zen. LOL

The Time Walk
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
 

GoNuclear

Gold Meritorious Patron
Original tune

Hmm, myself I read it to the tune of The Time Walk. It fits more than I thought. Miscavige does the perp walk zen. LOL

The Time Walk
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!


Thanks, I'm on it. Will need to hear the original tune of course, not familiar with the music.

There were two that I was considering, one by the Dire Straits, "Walk of Life" and one by the Supremes ... quite a different sound, of course.

Pete
 

Student of Trinity

Silver Meritorious Patron
Alonzo, a fine start.

With DM's perp walk, that's one down and 9,999,999 more perp walks to go.

If anyone can figure out how to isolate and eliminate the criminal intentions and fraudulent methodologies of Scientology from Scientogists' thoughts & actions, it will no longer be Scientology.

A world without KSW. Now, that sounds like a worthy goal.

I don't believe there exists anything very much like the 'reactive mind' or an engram. Except that, from what a lot of ex's say, it does seem very much as though Scientology creates these things in its members. I've read a lot of posts here complaining of perverse, reflexive habits of thought, and deluded associations of meaning, that make life harder and more painful, and that endure for years — all the results of having been in Scientology. That sounds a lot more like the conditions Scientology claims to cure, than anything I know outside of Scientology. Clearing would appear to actually be unclearing.

Maybe everything in Scientology really is true, only inside out and backwards. So perhaps it is appropriate to think of the end of Scientology in Scientology's own terms. Clear the planet, salvage this sector. Hammer the bad tech out of existence.

Écrasez l'infame.
 

Smilla

Ordinary Human
I don't believe there exists anything very much like the 'reactive mind' or an engram. Except that, from what a lot of ex's say, it does seem very much as though Scientology creates these things in its members. I've read a lot of posts here complaining of perverse, reflexive habits of thought, and deluded associations of meaning, that make life harder and more painful, and that endure for years — all the results of having been in Scientology. That sounds a lot more like the conditions Scientology claims to cure, than anything I know outside of Scientology. Clearing would appear to actually be unclearing.

Maybe everything in Scientology really is true, only inside out and backwards. So perhaps it is appropriate to think of the end of Scientology in Scientology's own terms. Clear the planet, salvage this sector. Hammer the bad tech out of existence.

Écrasez l'infame.
I see no reason to believe that such things as a reactive mind or engrams exist either. Scientology is very good at making people believe and act as if they do exist though. By making people believe in these, people are led to a state where they believe their own minds to be defective, and that the only way to correct this is by participating in Scientology.

Scientology is a mixture of the mental manipulation of the individual directly, by careful application of techniques designed to make the individual surrender his 'sense of agency', and social engineering designed to make groups of people give up all allegiance to any groups outside Scientology.

The ultimate product of these techniques is the Sea Org, and the individuals in it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense_of_agency

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_(political_science)
 

Mystic

Crusader
Lil' Davy, but a minor by-product of Hubbard spew:

hubbard-and-miscavige-2.jpg
 

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[QUOTE=Student of Trinity;408302]I don't believe there exists anything very much like the 'reactive mind' or an engram. Except that, from what a lot of ex's say, it does seem very much as though Scientology creates these things in its members. I've read a lot of posts here complaining of perverse, reflexive habits of thought, and deluded associations of meaning, that make life harder and more painful, and that endure for years — all the results of having been in Scientology. That sounds a lot more like the conditions Scientology claims to cure, than anything I know outside of Scientology. Clearing would appear to actually be unclearing. Maybe everything in Scientology really is true, only inside out and backwards. So perhaps it is appropriate to think of the end of Scientology in Scientology's own terms. Clear the planet, salvage this sector. Hammer the bad tech out of existence.Écrasez l'infame.[/QUOTE]

:D Exactly! Brilliant! :D

If Scientology was a photograph, it would be a triple-exposure. One image confirms. The second denies. The third is ambiguously abstract so as to misdirect, diffuse or suspend any further inquiry.

The photo is always correct.
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Lil' Davy, but a minor by-product of Hubbard spew:

hubbard-and-miscavige-2.jpg


Lil' Davy, but a minor by-product of Hubbard spew: went to sea in Hubbard's shoe.


At sea in Hubbard's shoe, Little Davey got scared when the winds a-blew.
 

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hubbard-and-miscavige-2.jpg


THE RHYME OF THE ANCIENT S.O. MARINER

Lil' Davy, but a minor by-product of Hubbard spew... mystic

Went to sea in Hubbard's shoe. smilla

At sea in Hubbard's shoe...
Little Davey got scared when the winds a-blew. alonzo

But try as he might to get a clue...
Everything Lil' Davy did just turned to poo.
So the ship began tossing as the waves heaved & grew..
Til Davy shouted tone 40 "I know just what to do!"
I'll repeat my successful actions when I staged a coup..
I'll steal from Ron and dumb culties and you!
I care not about the Bridge, Eternity & XenU...
Cuz I know with certainty that none of this shit's true! hh

 

Smilla

Ordinary Human

hubbard-and-miscavige-2.jpg


THE RHYME OF THE ANCIENT S.O. MARINER

Lil' Davy, but a minor by-product of Hubbard spew... mystic

Went to sea in Hubbard's shoe. smilla

At sea in Hubbard's shoe...
Little Davey got scared when the winds a-blew. alonzo

But try as he might to get a clue...
Everything Lil' Davy did just turned to poo.
So the ship began tossing as the waves heaved & grew..
Til Davy shouted tone 40 "I know just what to do!"
I'll repeat my successful actions when I staged a coup..
I'll steal from Ron and dumb culties and you!
I care not about the Bridge, Eternity & XenU...
Cuz I know with certainty that none of this shit's true! hh

:omg: That's great! :)
 

Clueless Morgan

Patron with Honors
The ballad of Davey and Tommy

Sung to "All this time" by Maria Mena:

(Warning: Probably not that appropriate. Give it the same rating as you would give "Family Guy")

Green is the singer
Grey is somebody in the off shouting something in

You self destructive
Little girl
Pick yourself up
Don't blame your slaves
You screwed up big time
And you're not gonna be ok
Now call your boyfriend
(Tom Cruise)
And apologize Yeah right!
You pushed him pretty
Far away last night
What with all the "we can't make our relationship public"
He really loves you
Just like you like to love yourself
Geddit?

All this time
Ohhh all this time
You have had shit in you
Just sometimes need a full release
All this time
Ohhh all this time
You have had shit in you
Just sometimes need a full release


Think all the mean guys
That molested you
Hubbard!
Have bought the farm As in "died", you numbnuts!
You're in their shoes Again, figuratively
Cause you write bullshit
And get to travel
'Round Gold Base


All this time
Ohhh all this time
You have had shit in you
Just sometimes need a full release
All this time
Ohhh all this time
You have had shit in you
Just sometimes need a full release


So you've had some detours
Some stupid tech
The Golden Age sucked
Like you do with Tom's d*ck
Shut up, don't you want to get past the FCC?
Besides you dropped dead
Finally


All this time
Ohhh all this time
You have had shit in you
Just sometimes need a full release
All this time
Ohhh all this time
You have had shit in you
Just sometimes need a full release
 
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