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David Miscavige Prophecy

Discussion in 'David Miscavige and Current Management' started by Brian Korn, Jan 20, 2019.

  1. Brian Korn

    Brian Korn Patron

    Once upon a time on a beautiful day in [MONTH], David Miscavige had just finished a meeting with [PEOPLE] at [PLACE], and he had to pee. So he got up and walked to the bathroom and peed in the toilet.
    But something happened to him in that bathroom, we don’t know what exactly. And when he came out of the bathroom he went directly into a private office in the building he was in, closed the door and locked it. There, David Miscavige sat. He was alone in the office and pondered what just happened to him in the bathroom. He sat there alone for [TIME PERIOD].

    What had happened that day was that God called him. David had an immediate change of heart that he did not cause. Someone had prayed for him earlier and God answered that person’s prayer and that’s what caused it to happen and set it off.

    All of a sudden David knelt down on his knees and began to call out “Jesus Christ… Jesus Christ… Jesus Christ….” Over and over again he said it. After [TIME PERIOD] of doing this he left the office he was in. And then he went back to visit with his people who he had just gotten out of the meeting with.

    He called one of his friends aside and whispered something in his ear. When the friend heard what David whispered in his ear, his countenance became terrible and horribly frightening. The friend immediately got in his car and drove away.

    To the people who were still around him, he spoke to them in a loud voice, without a microphone, for he was yelling. And he said to them “[ONE SENTENCE].” The whole crowd became astonished at what David had just said. But David slipped away and went to a private place where there was a Holy Bible. Out of curiosity he wondered what Heaven was, for the Lord had made him to question it at that very moment.

    And he opened to a chapter at the end of the Bible called The Revelation and when he read this, “They will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads,” he remembered what happened to him in the bathroom earlier, and prayed to God that would be true for him. And at that moment David Miscavige became a born-again Christian. He forsook Scientology and realized there was someone better than his teacher L. Ron Hubbard. He realized at that moment that he wanted to be friends with Jesus Christ, someone who actually loved him and conquered death. And he realized at that moment that despite all the goodness he knew about L. Ron Hubbard, Jesus Christ was better.

    The Holy Spirit came upon David Miscavige, and from that moment on he no longer represented the Church of Scientology. Instead, he became a disciple of Jesus Christ and lived happily ever after.
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  2. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    THEN (10 years later)

    Davie does extensive Bible study (even using BibleWorks software)

    The best he can find is that maybe Yeshua (Jesus) was an itinerate Rabbi

    He also finds that the content of the Synoptic Gospels was mainly borrowed from ancient Egyptian myths
    (Not to mention other items)

    Davie becomes an atheist/agnostic and joins an atheist organization

    Davie does video interviews about this and these become available on YouTube.

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  3. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Squirreling Dervish

    Your fantasy contains at least one fatal flaw that kills off everything downstream from it, your fatal flaw is the assumption that Miss Cavige has a component of human decency that can be appealed to through prayer.
    He doesn't, so this all didn't and it will never.
    End of fable!
    Write about unicorns ridden by Trolls and Hobbits that can fart out brand new Harley's for everyone who wants one next please!
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  4. Brian Korn

    Brian Korn Patron

    Where is your faith?
    Where is your hope?
    Where is your love?

    Anything is possible if you believe. He is a man. He is a sinner, just like you and me. He is clay in God's hands and God can do whatever he wants with clay. I have prayed for something good to happen both to David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology. And God will answer my prayer.
  5. pineapple

    pineapple Silver Meritorious Patron

    He should get trained. Scn course supervisors would love Him.
  6. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    His student points stat would certainly be heavenly.

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  7. Brian Korn

    Brian Korn Patron

  8. The_Fixer

    The_Fixer Class Clown

    No,no, no, no....

    Miscavige entered the Vatican, kicked the Pope up the arse and chucked him in the Hole too.

    Then he shouted...."God is my bitch, I'm in charge now".

    Then Marty Rathbun came in, dropped his pants and enjoyed the new God in all his glory.

    Then he made plans to convert all the churches into Ideal Churches.

    Right after he changed all the Bibles, scratched out all "Jesus" and replaced it with "David".

    Think I'd better stop here...
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  9. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    Posted by Brian Korn.
    I know you don't ... perhaps you should have thought about that before you posted on an ex scio message board.
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  10. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    You come here preaching to us and tell us that God will do something about David Miscavige and Scientology because YOU have asked Him to. Has it ever occurred to you that your ego may have become a little over-inflated?

    Try putting down your Bible for a while, go for a walk in the countryside and see if you can engender a sense of humility. Then you may be in a fit state to engage in discussions here.
  11. Brian Korn

    Brian Korn Patron

    You don't have to be so rude to me. Explain it to me please so I can add to my knowledge. It's not my ego being overinflated. It's the fact that God always answers my prayers. And to pray that David Miscavige turns to Christ and that the Holy Spirit would integrate himself into the Church of Scientology and bring True Total Freedom to everyone is a liberating and good request and prayer. And God will honor it.

    Don't be so mean.
  12. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Squirreling Dervish

    Or is he the clay on his own hands because he couldn't find any toilet paper?
  13. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    If God always answers your prayers then why have you waited so long to do something about Scientology? People have been suffering for many years because of this cult and you say you could stop the suffering but you are only just doing it now?

    I hope you are taking responsibility for all the pain that has been caused by your failure to take action sooner.
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  14. pineapple

    pineapple Silver Meritorious Patron

    I'll bet he can really make a meter read, too. Though his TR's are probably a bit overwhelming.

    When he does meter drills, instead of "Consider the events of today," he says, "Consider the error of thy ways, O man!"
  15. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation


    I've pasted a copy of your first ESMB post below, made about two weeks ago ... student points and stats are always a major part of any cult course so you either didn't understand what you were doing or you didn't do the courses in the first place.

    I don't care which it is but please go away now and practice elsewhere.

    Posted by Brian Korn (emphasis mine).

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  16. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    God-botherers are particularly unwelcome here as far as I can tell. If you think you are going to be able to proselytize on this board without being attacked you've got another think coming.
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2019
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  17. Irayam

    Irayam Patron with Honors

    We have already been part of a cult....
    Why do you want us to be part of another cult?

  18. Cat's Squirrel

    Cat's Squirrel Gold Meritorious Patron

    Stranger things have happened, but the idea that David Miscavige would just hear a voice in the bathroom and then go and obey it from then on doesn't seem very likely to me. Saul of Tarsus underwent a volte-face of similar magnitude to this when he went from persecuting Christians to becoming one and proselytising for Christ instead, but he had three days of blindness first after seeing the vision on the way to Damascus.

    Nevertheless, it's a great idea and as someone from an old Methodist family I'm happy to pray for it to happen :)
  19. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    I kept waiting for the punchline but it never came.
  20. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    Wait. God does clay demos?