I seldom post here anyhow, so don't worry that it is to become some sort of staple thing. Unless, of course, OSA thinks it is a nice diversion, because it riles up the exes, which is somethng you don't want to educate them about.
Once upon a time on a beautiful day in [MONTH], David Miscavige had just finished a meeting with [PEOPLE] at [PLACE], and he had to pee. So he got up and walked to the bathroom and peed in the toilet.
But something happened to him in that bathroom, we don’t know what exactly. And when he came out of the bathroom he went directly into a private office in the building he was in, closed the door and locked it. There, David Miscavige sat. He was alone in the office and pondered what just happened to him in the bathroom. He sat there alone for [TIME PERIOD].
Oh, this is an easy riddle to solve.
When he was peeing in the toilet he realized there was another dude on the pot who'd forgotten to lock the door.
As he pee'd with a sneer, he felt so great and he realized he'd found a friend, an OT Ate.
He went back in his office to bask in the glory of what just happened.
And while you decided that God had a hand in his draining the weasel, I offer up Satan as his eternal fountain.
Just as Flub's hisself said he's Satan's thetan on OT Ate, a rotted soul of demons and hate.
Green Eggs & Ham