It was just a momentary lapse. I went into an LRH valence there for a minute. GROSS!!!!!
Meanwhile I have much, much larger issues to deal with in my life. Like how to make a tuna melt without mayo. I HATE mayo. I love tuna melt. Its suppressive and oppressive. I am totally stuck in something and can't solve it. Its a disaster right now and I may go hungry because of it....
Use plain yogurt instead of Mayo.
That'll be $4,000.