Patron with Honors
A psychiatrist, an interpol agent, and a banker are sitting at a bar. A registrar,
sitting at the end of the bar, pulls out an energy beam weapon and vaporizes
all of them. The psychiatrist, interpol agent, and banker find themselve at the
Pearly Gates. Xenu asks them to explain why they should be allowed to pass
through the gates. Okay, you guys finish it.
The psychiatrist replies, (fill in the blanks). The interpol replies (fill in the blanks).
The banker replies (fill in the blanks).
The psychiatrist replies, "You used me as a scapegoat to build phobias and twisted our actual science to build thousands of followers. I deserve to be let in."
Xenu says, "Nope. The Internet tells the truth about what you really do and I am losing followers. Downstat, flunk!"
The Interpol officer replies, "You used me as a scapegoat to build phobias and bribed most of law enforcement to get your way. I deserve to be let in."
Xenu says, "Nope. The YouTube has shown the masses of your obvious corruption and the protesters did not stop. Downstat, flunk!"
The banker walks up to Xenu, nervous about his chances after seeing the psychiatrist and the officer shot down and says, "You used me for decades in off-shore accounts, mortgage scams, money laundering, money hoarding, and you made millions in interest from me. I deserve to be....."
Before the banker could finish his plea, the psychiatrist and the Interpol officer grabbed Xenu, sec checked him for three days, showed him his SP declare, and threw him on the RPF's RPF where he was forced to bathe in Jean Nate, not sleep, and eat rice/beans for eternity with the banker as his twin.
(that's the best I could do....I over articulate everything, even jokes)