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Dianetics Testimonial

svonhatten

Patron with Honors
On Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health -

"I wanted to e-mail you to tell you how kick ass your book is. I had no idea a book like yours even existed. I've only had it for a month and have already lined up eight new shows - straight out of your book. Everyone knows the places to play in their home town, but getting out of town is a pain in the ass. I know, I've been booking for two years. After I got your book, I spent way less time on booking, and got a line on a bunch of new shows. This 'blows' my mind. Actually your whole book does. I'm going to tell everyone I know how helpful your book is.

Unbelievable."

--Brianna Banks, Adult Cinema Actress
 

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
That quote is online as a testimonial for "The Music Phone Book" from a "Patrick Zorin from Aprils Silhouette ".

It would be amusing if it really were as you stated, a modern version of the :shark: needing to downplay the tidbit that Charles Manson had received Dianetic auditing.

Paul
 

svonhatten

Patron with Honors
Yes. This was fun to play around with a little.

What IF a pornstar was to pick up Dianetics and actually LIKE it. What would happen? Would the ps have to leave his/her line of work? Would they become even MORE successful as the CofS claims? Maybe they would not be allowed to speak about it in public because they ARE ps's? Makes me wonder...
 

Tanstaafl

Crusader
Yes. This was fun to play around with a little.

What IF a pornstar was to pick up Dianetics and actually LIKE it. What would happen? Would the ps have to leave his/her line of work? Would they become even MORE successful as the CofS claims? Maybe they would not be allowed to speak about it in public because they ARE ps's? Makes me wonder...

I can't verify it, but I read on a music forum that Billy Sheehan was dating a porn star. I won't descend to tacky gags about "sticky needles" etc, it would be beneath me. :)
 

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
Yes. This was fun to play around with a little.

I'm not sure what you are referring to as fun, here. I would be careful about deliberately misquoting something to do with the :shark:, not known for their sense of humour, with no caveat in the same post.

Grumpy
 

Bea Kiddo

Crusader
There is a person in the church who was a porn star. I cannot say the name out of respect. She was being handled to stop it. The church didnt want their money coming from that. Of course, that was all hush hush.

And then another Celeb and wife went to a strip club once to pick up another girl, which they did. Turns out they were all Scientologists! The couple reported the stripper to ethics.

LOL!!!!!!!!!
 

Tanstaafl

Crusader
There is a person in the church who was a porn star. I cannot say the name out of respect. She was being handled to stop it. The church didnt want their money coming from that. Of course, that was all hush hush.

And then another Celeb and wife went to a strip club once to pick up another girl, which they did. Turns out they were all Scientologists! The couple reported the stripper to ethics.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for that, Bea. Damn funny! :D
 

Voltaire's Child

Fool on the Hill
That quote is online as a testimonial for "The Music Phone Book" from a "Patrick Zorin from Aprils Silhouette ".

It would be amusing if it really were as you stated, a modern version of the :shark: needing to downplay the tidbit that Charles Manson had received Dianetic auditing.

Paul

I used to know a lady who had been friends with the guy who audited Manson in prison. They mainly did CCHS.
 

svonhatten

Patron with Honors
I'm not sure what you are referring to as fun, here. I would be careful about deliberately misquoting something to do with the :shark:, not known for their sense of humour, with no caveat in the same post.

Grumpy

I'll consider myself warned. Thanks for looking out for me DOF. :)
 
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