DM: IDEAL EXIT STRATEGY

Mystic

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Most most most most excellent script by OP. Superb! (Flash to scene of 5,000 scifags celebrating in a mad frenzy of acknowledgment and hallucinatory implant dramatization.)
 

Axiom142

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Quite brilliant HelluvaHoax!

I need a welder’s mask.

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But if I may interject a ‘however’, I cannot imagine David Miscavige ever voluntarily giving up the reigns of the CoS. You see, for him, it’s all about the power and being someone IMPORTANT.

This is quite common for someone of his stature: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napolean_complex)

Whenever I think about DM being asked to step down, I think of this famous quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0B_UZNtEk4

He will never go quietly.

This is good for opponents of the CoS I suppose, as he is doing a terrific job of ruining the CoS and ensuring that it can never be a force in the world, but I would prefer to see him go now, be replaced by a decent human being and bring to an end the horrendous abuses of the staff.

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Zinjifar

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He will never go quietly.
Axiom142

He will *try* to go quietly, but, with all the assets he can get and not until he actually believes he's about to be arrested.

The past 10 years of Scientology regging have been about scraping the bottom of the barrel and then scraping it again for the last gleanings.

Quite obviously Davey knows the cash cow is dying and is just whipping the dying udder for everything he can get.

Zinj
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Quite brilliant HelluvaHoax!I need a welder’s mask.But if I may interject a ‘however’, I cannot imagine David Miscavige every voluntarily giving up the reigns of the CoS. You see, for him, it’s all about the power and being someone IMPORTANT.This is quite common for someone of his stature: Whenever I think about DM being asked to step down, I think of this famous quote:He will never go quietly. This is good for opponents of the CoS I suppose, as he is doing a terrific job of ruining the CoS and ensuring that it can never be a force in the world, but I would prefer to see him go now, be replaced by a decent human being and bring to an end the horrendous abuses of the staff.

Max Thx Ax!

Easy fix. DM doesn't get escorted out by security guards thru the back service exit, shamed & blamed.

He gets an adoring victory parade followed by a VIP ride all the way up to the 100th floor CoS Penthouse.

The view is grand. It's not "boots in the sky" high but he is nicely above the rain clouds, wearing Ron's Research & Discovery hats to advance the tech, based on the the biggest technical breakthrough of the century:

BEFORE HE EXTERIORIZED FOR DEEP SPACE, L. RON HUBBARD TURNED OVER THE EXACT TECH ON HOW HE ROSE ABOVE THE BANK AND HOW TO RESEARCH, PILOT AND ORIGINATE NEW SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY!

That's why SuperPower has taken so long, DM can now proudly confide. It was his apprenticeship on the biggest and most important hat turnover in the history of the Universe. But the road out is now safely marked for everyone!

Not only do we have the tech, but we have the tech of how to find the tech, no matter what happens...no matter what new traps are dreamed up by the SPs! This is the final missing piece to attaining Total Freedom!

Please, everyone in the congregation now stand up and face the massive red velvet curtain as it rises to reveal: IMAX SIZED PHOTOGRAPH OF DAVID MISCAVIGE.

Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!! Hip Hip Hooray!!!
 

_brian

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Yeah, you know that is about right Hellavahoax!, and it's kind of sick, too.

Lrh took (plagiarized) many past philosophers data rewrote it (squirreled) and accepted the adoring applause.
Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!! Hip Hip Hooray!!!
:clapping: :puke:


Ciao Brian
 

lkwdblds

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Great use of metaphors!

He will *try* to go quietly, but, with all the assets he can get and not until he actually believes he's about to be arrested.

The past 10 years of Scientology regging have been about scraping the bottom of the barrel and then scraping it again for the last gleanings.

Quite obviously Davey knows the cash cow is dying and is just whipping the dying udder for everything he can get.

Zinj

Zinjifar, efficient and colorful usage of words! When you talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel, DM has written the handbook. I am still receiving pleas for more funds for the Super Power building with no explanation at all of why construction stopped years ago. The pleas stress the urgency of getting the Super Power tech into society and if you donate now, you can still have your name engraved into the cornerstone of the building. How about the Ideal Org campaign, you are not only asked to contribute to the one in your area but you are automatically put on mailing and email lists and are asked to contribute to every one of them. The original pleas are often answered and the building is purchased for international management but then after a month or so of celebrating, the requests for phase 2, the design and furnishing phase, begin to occur and this seems to be too much for most local areas to handle after shooting their wad on the purchase phase. How far can this madness go and how gullible can Scn public get?
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lkwdblds

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Hilarious Post.



Max Thx Ax!

Easy fix. DM doesn't get escorted out by security guards thru the back service exit, shamed & blamed.

He gets an adoring victory parade followed by a VIP ride all the way up to the 100th floor CoS Penthouse.

The view is grand. It's not "boots in the sky" high but he is nicely above the rain clouds, wearing Ron's Research & Discovery hats to advance the tech, based on the the biggest technical breakthrough of the century:

BEFORE HE EXTERIORIZED FOR DEEP SPACE, L. RON HUBBARD TURNED OVER THE EXACT TECH ON HOW HE ROSE ABOVE THE BANK AND HOW TO RESEARCH, PILOT AND ORIGINATE NEW SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY!

That's why SuperPower has taken so long, DM can now proudly confide. It was his apprenticeship on the biggest and most important hat turnover in the history of the Universe. But the road out is now safely marked for everyone!

You know, I think the Scientology public would buy this scenario enthusiastically with great enthusiasm and no question asked.

Not only do we have the tech, but we have the tech of how to find the tech, no matter what happens...no matter what new traps are dreamed up by the SPs! This is the final missing piece to attaining Total Freedom!

This "breakthrough" would be even bigger than GAT, Golden Age of Knowledge and The Basics!! THE PHONES WOULD BE RINGING OFF THE HOOK TO SELL US THE ACCOMPANYING DM LECTURE TAPES that would accompany this historical breakthrough. For only $5,000 everyone would get the CD's along with the home study course and everyone would be ordered off their current levels to take this course, which could be delivered in only 2 weeks of full time study at Flag.

Please, everyone in the congregation now stand up and face the massive red velvet curtain as it rises to reveal: IMAX SIZED PHOTOGRAPH OF DAVID MISCAVIGE.

Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!! Hip Hip Hooray!!!

HelluvaHoax, what a fantastic scene you have created! If would definitely dwarf anything else that his hit this part of the Galaxy in the last 75 million years or so!
Lkwdblds
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Quote: HelluvaHoax!
Not only do we have the tech, but we have the tech of how to find the tech, no matter what happens...no matter what new traps are dreamed up by the SPs! This is the final missing piece to attaining Total Freedom!

QUOTE=lkwdblds;297037]
HelluvaHoax, what a fantastic scene you have created! If would definitely dwarf anything else that his hit this part of the Galaxy in the last 75 million years or so! You know, I think the Scientology public would buy this scenario enthusiastically with great enthusiasm and no question asked.

This "breakthrough" would be even bigger than GAT, Golden Age of Knowledge and The Basics!!
THE PHONES WOULD BE RINGING OFF THE HOOK TO SELL US THE ACCOMPANYING DM LECTURE TAPES that would accompany this historical breakthrough. For only $5,000 everyone would get the CD's along with the home study course and everyone would be ordered off their current levels to take this course, which could be delivered in only 2 weeks of full time study at Flag

If the history of Scientology teach us anything, it is that:

True Scientology believers have an insatiable thirst for an unapproachable God-like figure to rise above them and condescendingly pronounce with absolute certainty that there is a yellow brick road leading home. To travel it, they need only to commit. Everything.

They are dying to hear it. Figuratively and literally.
 

I told you I was trouble

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HelluvaHoax

I only just found this thread ... you know, the dwarf is probably reading it too and going ballistic trying to find the who that leaked the basics of his 'IDEAL EXIT STRATEGY' ... (pull that string harder dwarfy and admit it ... yours wasn't really quite as good, was it?).

It is best if he stays where he is for now, it makes the job SO much easier.

:p
 

HelluvaHoax!

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HelluvaHoax
I only just found this thread ... you know, the dwarf is probably reading it too and going ballistic trying to find the who that leaked the basics of his 'IDEAL EXIT STRATEGY' ... (pull that string harder dwarfy and admit it ... yours wasn't really quite as good, was it?).

It is best if he stays where he is for now, it makes the job SO much easier.
:p


What is the GAT Standard Tech for what to do if COB pulls the string on finding the WHO for the morbidly crashed international stats and lowest-ever public relations profile.....and it turns out to be DM?

Zen Koan of the Day:
WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAT FLAPPING?


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Thrak

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What is the GAT Standard Tech for what to do if COB pulls the string on finding the WHO for the morbidly crashed international stats and lowest-ever public relations profile.....and it turns out to be DM?

Zen Koan of the Day:
WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAT FLAPPING?


ZenKoans.jpg

Beat the hell out of the evil transcriptionists that obviously altered the procedure. "Did you see that? They suppressed me!" :bigcry:
 

Tom of Helatrobus

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I think citing the HCO PL "Responsibility of Leaders" would be enough to get DM out. According to the policy, it is the responsibility of leaders to move off the point of power with a pile of money, blackmail on their enemies and move to Bulgravia or some place like that.

That HCO PL always mystified me. Clearly when LRH wrote it, he wanted to to retire from any kinds of work with a pile of money. DM could do the same.
 

I told you I was trouble

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Originally posted by HelluvaHoax!
What is the GAT Standard Tech for what to do if COB pulls the string on finding the WHO for the morbidly crashed international stats and lowest-ever public relations profile.....and it turns out to be DM?


er .... ooooh let me think ...

I know that one ...

'Pull something else' (possibly another thread) ...

:p
 

Zinjifar

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Wherever Davey goes; there will the 'Church' of Scientology go. Basta. The only thing that makes the 'Church' is the money (that pays for the thugs and infrastructure)

This world will *not* be 'Cleared'. I promise you that.

Zinj
 

HelluvaHoax!

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That is the finest likeness of Tommy D. I have ever seen! :thumbsup:

Anne Archer would be so proud. :lol:

I asked Tommy: What's up with all those puppet strings?

TOMMY DAVIS: "Those are clearly not strings. Those are com lines to Source."
 
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