It is claimed in North Korea that the Dear Leader, the very first time he played
Golf, got 11 holes in one and shot 38 under par for the course! When he was
born, a double rainbow formed over the site of his nativity. He was also a
prolific Film producer, music writer, author of thousands of books. etc.etc.
So, even though the cult makes every effort to be the world's greatest
purveyor of silly outrageous claims, The Dear Leader may have had them beat.
DM should take heart in the Dear Leader's examplle...you can probably get
away with a lot more if you just try!