I am totally exhausted. I took it upon myself to identify the crap DM has on his lapel, and it is not encouraging.
The last medal on the lower right of the mess is indeed the Global War on Terrorism Civilian Service award.
To the left of that is the Republic of VietNam National Order 5th Class. Next to that is the World War I Occupation Medal. The last two should indicate something. The others were either foreign or such bad pixelation that I could not figure them out. I checked Army, Air Force, Navy and USMC medals, then gave up. Maybe the others are Coast guard, who knows.
All I know is he did not fight in WW I
Aw crap! That was a perfectly good mouthful of cider I done wasted thar!
Me thinks he gave an order~ 'Make me a uniform, make it grand! (Or else)'
Aaaaaaand~ off to the local thrift shop the peons went, no idea wtf they were doing and I am pretty sure DM hasn't a fucking clue how badly his pretensions insult all who have served their countries... way ta go David Miscavige ya frikken poser.
What an ass-hat.
Let the lutz continue!