Don't say it! Don't say it!!! (oooops, sorry!)
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The Great Zorg
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My letter to the big clam (15 years too late):
Dear ron,
Fuck off, you asshole!
TGZorg
Phew.... 'vgi's' and 'charge blown' on that one for sure for sure.
freethinker
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Who's gonna make the first donation?
Come on!
Come on!
Telepathetic
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Did anyone mention, "granting beingness?"
TP
TP
AlphOhm
Traveler of time/space
You are a really big being. I can tell that you care a lot. You will make the first donation, won't you?
freethinker
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That was true more often than I care to say.
Had a big target on my back or something.
Had a big target on my back or something.
Tiger Lily
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lol -- yep, "tech" from the worst beingness-granters on the planet!!
Tiger Lily
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I STILL have charge on that "big-being" malarkey. Man did I buy into some stupid stuff to prove that I was indeed the "big being" they thought I was. Ouch!
-TL
HelluvaHoax!
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Man Hoaxie thats pretty F$$$ Up for them to say to you. The thing I worried wondered about is: after I would leave and have all the scientology I paid for, did they really have the kind hypnotic hold over me that if I were commanded to "Report Back", would I?Didn't Lips say in a tape somewhere that the command to report back has the heaviest history of importance on a thetan...I can say now after a year of reading ESMB OCMB zenutv etc that it aint gonna happen to my thetan.
When I read the words Scientology and Report Back I became very sleepy and involuntarily started doing things as if I was in a trance. I haven't felt this tired since I was in the Sea Org, ages ago. I am desperately trying to figure out what is happening to me....here are the clues----but...I am drifting into deeper and deeper somnambulism.
PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
* held a garage sale and offloaded all my MEST.
* picked up my old sea org uniform from the dry cleaners.
* began packing a dufflebag with things that are helpful when lost at sea, like a waterproof picture of the Commodore and some extra canned beans.
* endlessly replaying old video footage of Sea Org day, especially the part where we all were all at the beach totally relaxing for a half-day. That's when people began staring at us when the captain unexpectedly arrived and we all stood at attention saluting him. The look on the WOGS faces was priceless while the Captain ripped our faces for being DB's and betraying mankind by dramatizing the psych implant of doing nothing while exposing our meat bodies to the sun's radiation. If those WOGS only knew how right the captain was! We didn't Q & A by sticking around with those pathetic mest beings and ran to the bus to get back on post.
* This is my last message, I am walking outside now to wait for a ride to Int Base. They said there is a vital mandatory briefing.
* picked up my old sea org uniform from the dry cleaners.
* began packing a dufflebag with things that are helpful when lost at sea, like a waterproof picture of the Commodore and some extra canned beans.
* endlessly replaying old video footage of Sea Org day, especially the part where we all were all at the beach totally relaxing for a half-day. That's when people began staring at us when the captain unexpectedly arrived and we all stood at attention saluting him. The look on the WOGS faces was priceless while the Captain ripped our faces for being DB's and betraying mankind by dramatizing the psych implant of doing nothing while exposing our meat bodies to the sun's radiation. If those WOGS only knew how right the captain was! We didn't Q & A by sticking around with those pathetic mest beings and ran to the bus to get back on post.
* This is my last message, I am walking outside now to wait for a ride to Int Base. They said there is a vital mandatory briefing.
I can't figure out any of this. What does it all mean?
HelluvaHoax!
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I got so charged up on the "big-being" datum that I routed myself to Qual for a de-bug.
It was all a crashing MU.
When I was in the Sea Org and they kept talking about validating us for our production and big beings, I couldn't figure it out.
They told me it was okay to feed this cog to Scientologists, so here you go....
Axiom142
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For God's sake, somebody stop him!!!
Who can mount a rescue mission?
I think that we need to set up a secure, emergency database for everyone with personal details such as home address with nearest ESMBers able to perform an ‘emergency extraction’. And for good measure, a pre-signed declaration stating that the named person never wants to go anywhere near a Scientology organization ever again, and if found in the clutches of any member of the CoS, they are to be considered temporarily insane and immediately removed by the police and / or National Guard to the nearest ESMB safe house.
Ax
tookmeawhile
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For God's sake, somebody stop him!!!
Who can mount a rescue mission?
I think that we need to set up a secure, emergency database for everyone with personal details such as home address with nearest ESMBers able to perform an ‘emergency extraction’. And for good measure, a pre-signed declaration stating that the named person never wants to go anywhere near a Scientology organization ever again, and if found in the clutches of any member of the CoS, they are to be considered temporarily insane and immediately removed by the police and / or National Guard to the nearest ESMB safe house.
Ax
HCO BRING ORDER!!
HelluvaHoax!
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VIRTUALLY BANKRUPT OT: Geez, I don't even have enough money to take the bus back to where my broken down van is parked.
SCIENTOLOGY FUND RAISER: Oh, having to HAVE before you can DO a donation?
VIRTUALLY BANKRUPT OT: But....what about John Travolta there in the front row? Can't he sell one of his extra Jet Airplanes? Wouldn't that be greatest good?
SCIENTOLOGY FUND RAISER: That's insane! That's why you are a broke-ass, DB!
VIRTUALLY BANKRUPT OT: Whatttttttttt? But---
SCIENTOLOGY FUN RAISER: Ron says to never use ethics on upstats like John Travolta! We only penalize downstats like you!
SCIENTOLOGY FUND RAISER: Oh, having to HAVE before you can DO a donation?
VIRTUALLY BANKRUPT OT: But....what about John Travolta there in the front row? Can't he sell one of his extra Jet Airplanes? Wouldn't that be greatest good?
SCIENTOLOGY FUND RAISER: That's insane! That's why you are a broke-ass, DB!
VIRTUALLY BANKRUPT OT: Whatttttttttt? But---
SCIENTOLOGY FUN RAISER: Ron says to never use ethics on upstats like John Travolta! We only penalize downstats like you!
Operating DB
Truman Show Dropout
Bring it on Pooks! C'mon, bring it on! lol
SweetnessandLight
Crusader
Please...stop...must...breathe...
Come on guys, cut it out! My ears are ringing, my head is spinning, and I literally laughed myself breathless reading this thread! 
You all are so at cause and have created such a pleasure moment for me!
(see, even us non-former clams can play too!)
Yip! 
And may I add, to some of you, "Stop being so bankie!" (Hee!)
Come on guys, cut it out!
My ears are ringing, my head is spinning, and I literally laughed myself breathless reading this thread! You all are so at cause and have created such a pleasure moment for me!
(see, even us non-former clams can play too!)Yip!
And may I add, to some of you, "Stop being so bankie!" (Hee!)
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Carmel
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You're not going anywhere boyo, it's a high crime to unmock a working installation.
HelluvaHoax!
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But.....the bus driver is here and he says he guarantees this is the only bus to Eternity.
I think I am hung up on doubt. It looks like a standard bus so i am pretty sure they have some clay on it and I work it out and get more mass with a demo.
By the way, do you know how many student points I get for doing a clay demo of:
The Bus to Total Freedom
Carmel
Crusader
The bus driver isn't Ron, refer to "source". Besides, *your* eternity doesn't come into the picture.
Stop being a fucking case, we have a planet to clear, knock off the Q&A and get back on post!
Oh, that's a point. After post tonight get into the academy, do the clay demo, and I'll check it out in the morning.
SweetnessandLight
Crusader
Are we having fun yet?
O.K. I just HAVE to add, cause I haven't seen it here yet, this blast from the past from my earliest exposure to Scientology:
"If it ain't fun, it ain't Scientology."
O.K. I just HAVE to add, cause I haven't seen it here yet, this blast from the past from my earliest exposure to Scientology:
"If it ain't fun, it ain't Scientology."
Ho Tai
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"If it ain't fun, it ain't Scientology."
Can you spot the exact time, place, form and event where that statement flipped to its exact opposite?
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