Don't say it! Don't say it!!! (oooops, sorry!)

[HelluvaHoax!]

"IF IT'S NOT FUN IT'S NOT SCIENTOLOGY"

Can you spot the exact time, place, form and event where that statement flipped to its exact opposite?

DATE/LOCATE:

Month of March
Day of 13th
Year of 1911
City of Tilden
State of Nebraska
Country of United States of America
Planet Teegeack
This sector of the Milky Way Galaxy
Espinol United Moons, Planets & Asteroids
This quarter of the universe is ours.
Physical Universe

It should have blown by now.

If it didn't blow, try spotting the day of the week and exact time. (Thurs, 2pm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUzgo3M0-U

(ps: I am actually humiliated to watch that video and admit that I was a student of Hubbards)

 

[Tiger Lily]

I got so charged up on the "big-being" datum that I routed myself to Qual for a de-bug.

It was all a crashing MU.

When I was in the Sea Org and they kept talking about validating us for our production and big beings, I couldn't figure it out.

They told me it was okay to feed this cog to Scientologists, so here you go....

HelluvaHoax -- you never fail to get the belly laugh out of me. . . .I got the cog you fed me, ate it all -- and then it blew!! Thanks

-TL

 

[freethinker]

Hoaxie you're just stuck in an incident man.

Recall a time you posted a post.

 

[Voltaire's Child]

hey, mon, that would go great on my thread about the trigger phrases...

 

[AlphOhm]

hey, mon, that would go great on my thread about the trigger phrases...

Relax mon I would hate to see you spend eternity as a cinder--blind, in the dark and in pain.

 

[Voltaire's Child]

Relax mon I would hate to see you spend eternity as a cinder--blind, in the dark and in pain.

I do not know what that means.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

My letter to the big clam (15 years too late):

Dear Ron,

Fuck off, you asshole!

TGZorg
​

​

Dear TGZ,

That letter is so flashback, entheta, out-manners and out-FO 38.

I have edited it for you, per policy. It is now an Ideal Letter, ready to re-send.

ML

L. Ron Hoaxard

Dear Ron,

Fuck off, sir. You asshole, sir!

ML

TGZorg​

 

[AlphOhm]

I do not know what that means.

Find your M/U.













Sorry, couldn't resist. It is a veiled threat that some course supervisors use to encourage people to continue training.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Find your M/U.

STUDENT: Okay, I found my basic MU. It's Ron's definitions of Clear, OT and Total Freedom.

SUPERVISOR: Excellent, and have you cleared those words standardly to conceptual understanding?

STUDENT: No, uhhh, actually it is impossible to clear those words because they have wrong definitions.

SUPERVISOR (laughs): If you are saying that Ron was wrong, you are going straight to Ethics.

STUDENT: But...he how can he define Clear, OT and Total Freedom as real states when nobody has ever achieved them? Shouldn't the definition say "theoretical" or "fictional" states? Sorry, per the study tech that's a false definition if I ever saw one!

SUPERVISOR: No wonder you can't clear Ron's words! You'll never achieve conceptual understanding until you knock off all that think-think.

 

[Voltaire's Child]

Find your M/U.


Sorry, couldn't resist. It is a veiled threat that some course supervisors use to encourage people to continue training.

Ah.

 

[The Great Zorg]

[/INDENT]
Dear TGZ,
That letter is so flashback, entheta, out-manners and out-FO 38.
I have edited it for you, per policy. It is now an Ideal Letter, ready to re-send.
ML
L. Ron Hoaxard

Dear Ron,
Fuck off, sir. You asshole, sir!
ML
TGZorg​

TYVM

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

My last R-factor at Flag was at the MAA. (ethics officer) I'd had my 11th Int Rundown and my Case Cracker Rundown and I was still destablized. They could not fix the errors and I was going nuts. ----snipped----"It is not the duty of the Flag Land Base to audit psychotics."

Hatshepsut, whoa! Another R-Factor from hell!

Spiritually advanced OTs and other "Good Scientologists" are not supposed to use or even need to use INVAL or EVAL. The Auditor's Code strictly prohibits invalidating or evaluating for a pc.

That creates a real problem. Because those polices and codes conflict with other Scn policies and codes that require attacks and inval and eval to cave people in and control them.

What to do? How can you inval/eval the shit out of somebody who needs it?

Easy.

Just re-name invalidation and evaluation--call it an R-FACTOR.

 

[Telepathetic]

lol -- yep, "tech" from the worst beingness-granters on the planet!!

Hi TL long time no see!

I always thought the term was a bit condescending.

TP

 

[Tiger Lily]

Hi TL long time no see!

I always thought the term was a bit condescending.

TP

I know -- I'm not here nearly as much -- in fact my therapy here on ESMB has been wildly successful -- I hardly think about Scientology anymore, and don't even have a reaction when they show up on my caller ID. In times long ago I would have said I'm nearly flat on it! :wink2: Now I'll just say that I find real life more interesting . . . it does feel good. But I check in because I love all you guys here!

Yes "granting beingness" is condescending. . . .as is so much of Scientology. . starting with "raw meat" and continuing on. . In fact I think I have an idea for a new thread. . . .

. . . maybe I'm not done with ESMB yet after all . .

-TL

 

[HappyGirl]

STAY CONNECTED UP.
(Anyone that spent even a small amount of time waiting for the MAA at Flag heard this a dozen times as people got their routing forms signed off. Always made me feel )

"100% standard tech" )

Hip Hip Horray!

TITS = This Is The Session.

I know -- I'm not here nearly as much -- in fact my therapy here on ESMB has been wildly successful -- I hardly think about Scientology anymore, and don't even have a reaction when they show up on my caller ID. In times long ago I would have said I'm nearly flat on it! :wink2: Now I'll just say that I find real life more interesting . . . it does feel good. But I check in because I love all you guys here!

Yes "granting beingness" is condescending. . . .as is so much of Scientology. . starting with "raw meat" and continuing on. . In fact I think I have an idea for a new thread. . . .

. . . maybe I'm not done with ESMB yet after all . .

-TL

Exactly, me too!
This thread is really keying me out!! It indicates soo much!! You guys are all so THETA!!!

 

[Telepathetic]

I know -- I'm not here nearly as much -- in fact my therapy here on ESMB has been wildly successful -- I hardly think about Scientology anymore, and don't even have a reaction when they show up on my caller ID. In times long ago I would have said I'm nearly flat on it! :wink2: Now I'll just say that I find real life more interesting . . . it does feel good. But I check in because I love all you guys here!

Yes "granting beingness" is condescending. . . .as is so much of Scientology. . starting with "raw meat" and continuing on. . In fact I think I have an idea for a new thread. . . .

. . . maybe I'm not done with ESMB yet after all . .

-TL

Remember the term "terminatedly handled?" I don't think I ever terminatedly handled anything in Scilondia but it seems like you might have done so on this Board. You have terminatedly (is that how you spell it?) your Scilon case

But don't leave yet, there are at least 50 Scientologist out there who need our help...please!!

I haven't been posting all that much either. I prefer reading what others have to say. There are some very brilliant people here who have dissected this subject matter in such a way that my own telepathetic mind would have never imagined.

TP

 

[Lamb]

Thanks guys for my first real line-charge that I never got in 22 years of involvement in the cult!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Remember the term "terminatedly handled?" I don't think I ever terminatedly handled anything in Scilondia but it seems like you might have done so on this Board. You have terminatedly (is that how you spell it?) your Scilon case

Reminds me of the TRIPLE COG that I had at the end of my Bridge.

All 3 cogs came at the same time.

1. I don't want to be "corrected" any more.

2. I don't want to be "handled" any more.

3. I don't want to be "investigated" any more.​

I just saw the whole game of Scientology as an endless investigation, handling and correction. It never stops.

And it never works, either. Nobody goes Clear, OT or Totally Free.

The handlings and corrections are the only Eternity.

This is probably the only thing that I ever "terminatedly handled" with Scientology. Scientology itself, by leaving the cult.

 

[Tiger Lily]

Remember the term "terminatedly handled?" I don't think I ever terminatedly handled anything in Scilondia but it seems like you might have done so on this Board. You have terminatedly (is that how you spell it?) your Scilon case

But don't leave yet, there are at least 50 Scientologist out there who need our help...please!!

I haven't been posting all that much either. I prefer reading what others have to say. There are some very brilliant people here who have dissected this subject matter in such a way that my own telepathetic mind would have never imagined.

TP

Well it sure has terminatedly handled any THOUGHT of going back!

Naw -- I'll probably never leave. . . too many great ideas and humor. . .and yes, brilliant people. I always said Scientology attracts people with a sincere desire to change the world, and the best of them get out and come here!

-TL

 

[Telepathetic]

Reminds me of the TRIPLE COG that I had at the end of my Bridge.

All 3 cogs came at the same time.

1. I don't want to be "corrected" any more.

2. I don't want to be "handled" any more.

3. I don't want to be "investigated" any more.​

I just saw the whole game of Scientology as an endless investigation, handling and correction. It never stops.

And it never works, either. Nobody goes Clear, OT or Totally Free.

The handlings and corrections are the only Eternity.

This is probably the only thing that I ever "terminatedly handled" with Scientology. Scientology itself, by leaving the cult.

I think I had that "triple cog" also. I am certain that whether we are aware of it or not, it is that "triple cog" which triggers our departure from the scam cult.

TP