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Conversation overheard in Hell:
Conversation overheard in Hell:
JOHN GOTTI
(casually browsing newspaper;
suddenly stops/reads something)
That cocksucker Miscavige won
in court again! Teflon don, nuthin!
How 'bout Teflon COB?! LOL
AL CAPONE
Miscavige? Fuggedaboudit!
It was that motherfucker Hubbard
who figured out da religion racket.
Brilliant, I tell ya!
JOHN GOTTI
Yeah, we shoulda gotten our
own fuckin' Church of Mafiaology.
AL CAPONE
Yeah, dat motherfucker Hubbard
was an evil genius! Whatdya think,
we could learn some new shit--
wanna take one of dem extension courses?
(casually browsing newspaper;
suddenly stops/reads something)
That cocksucker Miscavige won
in court again! Teflon don, nuthin!
How 'bout Teflon COB?! LOL
AL CAPONE
Miscavige? Fuggedaboudit!
It was that motherfucker Hubbard
who figured out da religion racket.
Brilliant, I tell ya!
JOHN GOTTI
Yeah, we shoulda gotten our
own fuckin' Church of Mafiaology.
AL CAPONE
Yeah, dat motherfucker Hubbard
was an evil genius! Whatdya think,
we could learn some new shit--
wanna take one of dem extension courses?