wiseman_of_the_watchtower
Patron with Honors
Forget your everyday Stocks & Bonds! Here's an Investment plan that will pad your bank account in any economy!
1. Recruit a Sea Org member.
2. Pay them $25.00 per week
3. Have him or her work for 4 years (102 hours per week or $0.25 per hour)
This amounts to an initial investment of $5,200.00 over four years
4. Have him or her study courses for free, but add the insanely high costs up in a 'tab' called the freeloader bill.
5. Dismiss the Sea Org member for becoming too wise for his or her own good.
6. Expect the person to pay a FL Debt of $14,800 for the courses studied.
Now you're rich! That yeilds a return of 284% of your investment. That doesn't include the food and berthing, but hey - you can assume the 4 years of labor paid for that.
Try to get a plan like that at your local bank.
1. Recruit a Sea Org member.
2. Pay them $25.00 per week
3. Have him or her work for 4 years (102 hours per week or $0.25 per hour)
This amounts to an initial investment of $5,200.00 over four years
4. Have him or her study courses for free, but add the insanely high costs up in a 'tab' called the freeloader bill.
5. Dismiss the Sea Org member for becoming too wise for his or her own good.
6. Expect the person to pay a FL Debt of $14,800 for the courses studied.
Now you're rich! That yeilds a return of 284% of your investment. That doesn't include the food and berthing, but hey - you can assume the 4 years of labor paid for that.
Try to get a plan like that at your local bank.