Udarnik
Gold Meritorious Patron
We once had a problem with kids playing mailbox baseball on our road. I took a paper towel tube, duct taped one end shut and filled it with three small, (very) rotten eggs and the innards of a two-week-old durian. Jaysus Key-rist that was a disgusting operation. Fresh durian is bad enough.
Our mailbox was black, so I used electrical tape to affix this to the left side of the box, with the open end of the tube pointing at the road.
Our box got hit one more time, and most of the goo was not in the tube when I went to examine the wreckage. I can only hope that it was all over the arm holding the offending bat, and hopefully well into the passenger compartment, too.
We have never had another mailbox destroyed.
Has anyone evr done this to the OSA goons if you suspect that they are going to sift your trash? Put in the most disgusting shit you can find and drape it all over official looking paperwork? Tape rat traps to the inside of a cardboard box, so a hand reaching in gets a little action? Let a whole fish go all maggoty before stuffing it in a manilla envelope with a bank's address on it?
I can't have been the first one to think of this.
Our mailbox was black, so I used electrical tape to affix this to the left side of the box, with the open end of the tube pointing at the road.
Our box got hit one more time, and most of the goo was not in the tube when I went to examine the wreckage. I can only hope that it was all over the arm holding the offending bat, and hopefully well into the passenger compartment, too.
We have never had another mailbox destroyed.
Has anyone evr done this to the OSA goons if you suspect that they are going to sift your trash? Put in the most disgusting shit you can find and drape it all over official looking paperwork? Tape rat traps to the inside of a cardboard box, so a hand reaching in gets a little action? Let a whole fish go all maggoty before stuffing it in a manilla envelope with a bank's address on it?
I can't have been the first one to think of this.