Heh Oatee III's - where do the BT's go when you tell them to leave??

Idle Morgue

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I woke up the other night itching and scratching! I could not find anything in my bed so I was wondering if the one OATEE in our City who is auditing off her cute and sleepy little BT's - may have sent them to me? Is there a place these little parasites go? HELP!:omg: Has any Oatee ever put one under a microscope?

This BT photo was taken in 1972 - it was one of LRH"s : It is #6,596,604,568,596 BT - found on LRH! They just kept multiplying on him - they liked dirt! He never washed himself!
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Now here is one of my BT's:
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I only had a few.

Here's another one:

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This little fellow explained to me why I am so in love with puppies and dogs! Makes total sense - eh?

Mine are cute - happy little BT's. It might explain why I was known as a THEETIE WHEATIE - when I was IN! Now it all makes sense!!

Please feel free to read all about BT's and Cluster's:

Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Date: 2 Oct 1996 16:59:25 GMT From: [email protected] (Perry Scott) Subject: Auditing (NOT!) (humor) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For anyone wondering what all this NOTs stuff is about, it's time to once again comment on the NOTs. RTC still seems to think this stuff was wiped off the internet. It wasn't, sorry Helena. NOTs exists on thousands of suppressive disks across the planet. As I read through Vorlon's NOTs (every word, yawn!), there are all these admonishments to NOT audit the same old way. For the uninitiated, or those with better things to do than wade through Ron's turgid prose, I'll summarize: OT III (see Karin's homepage for a summary) introduces the concept of BTs. BTs are a sort of spiritual parasite, messing up the harmony under the tinfoil hat. Body Thetans are bad karma. They can give you arthritis if they have Evil Purposes and attach themselves to your elbow. (There are other Medical Conditions that Auditing Can Cure, which is the subject of Keith Henson's complaint to the FDA, but I digress). BT engrams are constantly being picked up by your GnAl3y 0aTte3 telepathy, rendering you UnClear. That's the excuse ElRong used for the remarkable lack of OT3 super-powers. In actuality, BTs were once people like you and me, though Co$ doesn't seem to remember this. OT III involves direct communication with your BTs, telepathically auditing them until they cognite (realize) "I'm me!" and stagger off to the pub for a Guiness. This OT III mini-drama is repeated until no more BTs answer the call. NOTs deals with dormant BTs. Some of them were asleep! Surprise! (go pay the Registrar, dude). The NOTs procedure is similar to OT III, except you need to nudge the BT awake first. NOTs auditing is done telepathically. Yup, that's right - you direct an "attention beam" (honest, it's right there in the NOTs) on one BT/cluster, wake up the sleepy-head, audit him until he realizes "I'm me" (rather than your elbow), and "blows" (leaves). Repeat this procedure until you perceive your body to be transparent (really! Read the NOTs. I am not making this up). This is called "exorcism" in other religions. In Scientology, it's called "clearing the planet, one wallet at a time". As you can imagine, this process creates a large number of disoriented BTs in the vicinity of Clearwater, FL and East Grinstead, UK, where NOTs are delivered. They've cognited "I'm me", but haven't quite figured out "where am I?". Xenu's BT Recycling (a subsidiary of the ARSCC) as a humanitarian gesture picks up the Clearwater BTs, gives them a hot meal, shows them around the universe (they've been asleep for 76 million years and a lot has happened, you know), and sends them on their way. There is another ARSCC subsidiary in the UK. But I digress. There's a bait-and-switch in NOTs. The old processing style in D:MSMH just doesn't work. You NEED this new technology (NOT). Ron says so! Talk to the registrar, dude, your immortal thetan is in danger. Here's the switch: Clears and OTs have no bank [reactive mind: see D:MSMH], by definition. If you use Dianetics to run a chain [find earlier incidents of an engram] on a Clear or OT, you are actually contacting the banks of Body Thetans. BTs compulsively make pictures of other BTs, other BTs' engrams, the dog the other BT had on HoiPolloi, etc. (Kodak needs to tap into this market.) So, BTs may have pictures of engrams [engrams are pictures, according to TheRon], but there isn't a "chain" of engrams (see D:MSMH again) or a Primary. The danger is that you may skip around from one cluster to another, waking them all up at once, then leave them hanging out, all restimulated with nowhere to go. This is A BAD THING TO DO. Bless Ron's little heart, he alerted us to this problem in the first NOTs issue: HCOB 15 SEP 78 "NED FOR OTs RD, THEORY OF" "The reason Dianetic auditing messes up Clears and OTs is that when an auditor asks for an earlier similar which doesn't exist, you'll probably go over into a cluster or BT where it does exist." [there. a fair-use NOTs quote. finally.] There are a couple other twists in other NOTs issues, mostly involving the chorus of BTs and the OT3-completion getting their processing mixed up. If your attention beam wavers (tinfoil hat recommended per HCOB 12 DEC 85) and you ask a question of BT2 (who happened to be Clear) instead of BT1 (who still doesn't realize that he Mocks up his Reactive Mind), you've just invalidated BT2's State of Clear, and he has to pay $40,000 to Co$ next lifetime. AND HE'S PISSED!!! So BT2 gives you a somatic to the nose, BT1 is still unClear, and all their BT friends are talking about how you "goofed the floof". You have a MAJOR repair cycle, and it's gonna cost you, buddy. Please see the registrar. Seriously (for a moment), can you see why NOTs can induce schizophrenia? You're talking to demons inside your head. Alone. Mumbling to yourself and watching an over-amplified, underdamped e-meter's random motions for signs of BTs. You have to follow a rigid process to the letter, or you could get sick (Ron said so!). And there are pictures of BT engrams inside BTs inside clusters so the task is overwhelming. So, be especially nice to any OT3 completions. Don't invalidate their case, or they'll have to spend another six hours on the meter reassuring themselves that they're really deloused. That extra bit of self-delusion could send them right over the edge. Perry Scott Co$ Escapee
 

GoNuclear

Gold Meritorious Patron
Interestingly enough, I did a song parody on that exact topic sometime back, which, of course, I will repost here.

Pete

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Where Have All the Beetees Gone
(tune of Where Have All the Flowers Gone by Pete Seeger)

Where have all the beetees gone,
Long time passing?
Where have all the beetees gone,
So long ago?
Where have all the beetees gone,
Shooed off by oatees, everyone,
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the oatees gone,
Long time passing?
Where have all the oatees gone,
So long ago?
Where have all the oatees gone,
Declared espee, everyone,
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the espees gone,
Long time passing.
Where have all the espees gone,
So long ago.
Where have all the espees gone,
Gone to head shrinks, everyone.
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the head shrinks gone,
Long time passing.
Where have all the head shrinks gone,
So long ago.
Where have all the head shrinks gone,
Gone extraterrestrial, everyone,
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the ET’s gone,
Long time passing.
Where have all the ET’s gone,
So long ago.
Where have all the ET’s gone,
Become beetees, everyone,
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the beetees gone,
Long time passing?
Where have all the beetees gone,
So long ago.
Where have all the beetees gone,
Stuck to oatees, everyone.
Oh when will they ever learn.
Oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the beetees gone,
Long time passing?
Where have all the beetees gone,
So long ago?
Where have all the beetees gone,
Shooed off by oatees, everyone,
Oh when will they ever learn,
Oh when will they ever learn.
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And for those of you too young to have ever been a hippie, the original tune is performed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYii6nxhvUk
 

Claire Swazey

Spokeshole, fence sitter
Oh, that's a nice looking cat. I seem to recall that you'd had trouble with one of yours getting out, did she/he ever come home?

The identical twin sister of that one actually ran away. She started staying out later and later. We knew she wasn't happy. She got really mad that Didi (the one in the pic) got bigger than she because she (Jojo) felt she was the alpha cat.


Didi never had any problem with Jojo being the alpha cat but it kinda defeated Jojo's bullying of Didi when Didi could just shrug her off without even trying because D was getting so big.

So we knew she ran away. You may find this sounds funny but a pet psychic confirmed that, too.

We let Didi play outside during the day. She's brought in at night. During colder weather, she just comes in at the end of the day on her own. During the summer months, Didi has to be intercepted and brought into the house.

We're in-city but there is actually some wild life out here and such animals are mainly nocturnal so we try to keep the cat safe.

We didn't actually roast her, either. :coolwink::biggrin:
 

Royal Prince Xenu

Trust the Psi Corps.
I'm very responsible when ridding myself of a BT. For each and every one of them, I find a relevant birth vortex (not necessarily human). Everyone should be "green" and make sure they discard their BTs properly rather than just letting them drift around like plastic bags.
 

DagwoodGum

Squirreling Dervish
The identical twin sister of that one actually ran away. She started staying out later and later. We knew she wasn't happy. She got really mad that Didi (the one in the pic) got bigger than she because she (Jojo) felt she was the alpha cat.


Didi never had any problem with Jojo being the alpha cat but it kinda defeated Jojo's bullying of Didi when Didi could just shrug her off without even trying because D was getting so big.

So we knew she ran away. You may find this sounds funny but a pet psychic confirmed that, too.

We let Didi play outside during the day. She's brought in at night. During colder weather, she just comes in at the end of the day on her own. During the summer months, Didi has to be intercepted and brought into the house.

We're in-city but there is actually some wild life out here and such animals are mainly nocturnal so we try to keep the cat safe.

We didn't actually roast her, either. :coolwink::biggrin:
Amazing how many self-anointed alpha's we contend with in life, at work, in our pets, in our Scientological affiliations - both past and present, and on message boards. One wonders when will it ever end... Probably ends on Oatee 15 I would surmise. :clap: Hopefully Jojo found a nice home where she could feel comfortable with her alpha status and didn't get commandeered by any of these BT's running amok................ :party::party::party::party::party:
 

Claire Swazey

Spokeshole, fence sitter
I was sad when Jojo left. The day she did, Didi brought me a toy and deposited in front of me. Even though Didi is a cat and not a dog- being a Ragdoll/Maine Coon cross, she has some slightly dog like mannerisms. So I was like, "oh, did you want to play?" and I tossed the toy (it was a small round fuzzy thing the kitties like to play with) . She brought it back a second time and gave it to me and the message was like "No, I'm giving this to you."

She's never done that again.

Later, John had a dream that Jojo was reincarnated into a small fluffy yappy little dog.

The pet psychic said that Didi felt guilty about not trying harder to find Jojo and that she was relieved Jojo was gone but felt guilty about that. When Jojo was first gone, I went out and looked for her by myself, put up posters by myself. No one was willing to help me, with the possible exception of Didi, who lacks opposable thumbs.
 

Idle Morgue

Gold Meritorious Patron
I really am serious - I want to know where the BT's go after you tell them to leave?

Hell?

Target Two?

Go to someone else?

What did the big fat turd say about that?
 

Claire Swazey

Spokeshole, fence sitter
Dunno wut he said but my speculation is maybe they stop being bts. A spirit can "go" anywhere. Maybe even back into the collective pool of spirituality.
 

HelluvaHoax!

Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
I really am serious - I want to know where the BT's go after you tell them to leave?

My research indicates that they blow and go to other Scientologists.

It's recycling. Hey, Scientology has gone Green! (on white).

Seriously Hubbard says they are now "Clear" and just go off. I never saw anything further written by him on the subject. I think he had no interest in researching it since they don't have charge cards.
 
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