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Anonycat

Crusader
Brainwashing is not for everyone

While you yank the chain, I'll bring some refreshments.

This is my special cup for scilons.

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Kathy (ImOut)

Gold Meritorious Patron
I don't want to read all the pages here. Does anyone know if IAAS is watching Anderson Cooper???

I'm sure he/she could put a spin on all that's being said. :duh:
 

practice

Patron with Honors
Come on guys, we're almost at 1000 posts!

We have to reach this Target by thursday at two, to get IAAS's stats UPPPPP!

Meaningless stat push - the only game where everybody wins!
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Hi everybody, I'd like to introduce myself.

My name is Alanzo and I have been a lurker here for many years.

I left the Church after giving a server at the sandcastle a score of less than 5, for which I had to get a sec check to pull my withholds. I paid for it all myself because I knew that, at the base of my natter, I had similar overts of my own.

When I pulled in an intern on the Class two course to do my auditing, for which I was paying $8,000 an intensive, I again felt more of my withholds on out-tech come in on me.

Then, while attesting at the examiner that my sec check was complete, $16,000 later, I saw that the examiner had a booger hanging out of his nose and I had a critical thought about him. He said my needle floated but there was just something missing.

I blew that day, but during the Basics evolution, I was contacted by a call in unit at 2am in the morning and I yelled at them on the phone. This caused a 4am visit by an ARC break reg, who I confessed my withhold to about the booger on my last sec check attest.

Currently I am blown from another sec check because I ran out of money and I know it is because I have let myself fall into lower conditions, so I am trying to write up my OWs to find out why I allowed my finances to crash.

I'm pretty sure that there is an SP somewhere on my case, so I came to ESMB to find him.

You people really do need to write up your OW's and get back on course.
 

Anonycat

Crusader
OMG Alonzo, I'll be your SP. If things aren't going right, blame me. Really. It will simplify things. Are we good?
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
OK, I just did a danger condition and I have to get honest and straight.

I didn't really come here to find my SP. I was just making you all wrong with that.

I came here to have sex.

I know. It's disgusting. And it was kind of shocking to me to find that out, but it is a thought that just kept coming up on my OW write up from my reactive mind and I have decided to confess. It was totally out-ethics and degraded of me to do that, and if we had hair shirts in Scientology I would totally be wearing one right now.

I am assigning myself a condition of confusion and will work up through it and re-join the group after I've struck an effective blow to the enemies of the group that I have been pretending to be part of.

As soon as I find out who they are.
 

Good twin

Floater
OK, I just did a danger condition and I have to get honest and straight.

I didn't really come here to find my SP. I was just making you all wrong with that.

I came here to have sex.

I know. It's disgusting. And it was kind of shocking to me to find that out, but it is a thought that just kept coming up on my OW write up from my reactive mind and I have decided to confess. It was totally out-ethics and degraded of me to do that, and if we had hair shirts in Scientology I would totally be wearing one right now.

I am assigning myself a condition of confusion and will work up through it and re-join the group after I've struck an effective blow to the enemies of the group that I have been pretending to be part of.

As soon as I find out who they are.

Can I sit on your lap while you decide?:biglove:
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
It's not right to make me wrong for having an overt.

In fact, per LRH, that's the biggest overt.

Although I have made people wrong for having an overt before. I've even seen LRH make people wrong for having an overt. Shit! That was a critical thought on LRH.

Oh God, I just thought of a whole bunch more overts I have to write up now.

But anyway, I'm sorry for making you wrong. I'll work up through treason for that.
 
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