I just got back my
A-E petition, which was refused. I still have more work to do.
I will copy the response I got as it may be helpful for others who are also hung up on getting back into good standing with the Church:
Dear HelluvaHoax!
Thank you for your most recent submission of your A-E steps. It was denied. As an SP, you still have a few outpoints to fix in order to become a good Scientologist again:
ASS-KISSING. Suck up you screw-up & puckerup.
BASIC BOOKS. Buy 'em! Hey, no one said that's enough. Keep buyin', we'll let you know when to stop.
CONTRITION. Flunk! That's not enough guilt. And you need to study the other parishioners--until you can touch your forehead to the floor when you bow like they do.
DONATE! Make us a serious cash offer if you really expect us to seriously consider selling you back your eternity.
ESMB ENTHETA EXTERMINATED. You need to destroy ESMB and shatter all the evil beings who post there because they are liars, religious bigots, haters, suppressives, DBs, squirrels, psychs, world bankers, implanters, medicos, reporters, antisocial personalities, plants, fifth invaders, xenu operatives and merchants of chaos. All of them! Remember, Scientologists are your true friends, unlike those paranoid cult members at ESMB, who pretend to be so free just to get your money. They will even tell you that YOU are free, which you know is not true because only we hold the keys to freedom. We can help you, because, just like our slogan says: "Trust us! We are the Freedom People!"
ML,
Int-Justice In-Justice Chief
Church of Scientology