Hello, friendly folks of the ESMB. My name is Jest3r. Well, truthfully, this isn't my real name, but it is the username I have registered with here. I am friendly just like you. I was never a Scientologist, but I read about it and learn about it and sometimes chats about it with friendly folks on message boards or in bunkers or wherever there are friendly folks doing chatting. I hope you will welcome me, though I do not plan on posting here very often.
One thing about me is that I like to study subjects and try to discover ways of thinking about the subject in a manner that perhaps no one has before. For example, I spent three years researching and writing a book that definitely proves dogs to be human beings trapped inside dog bodies. My literary agent/pot dealer says the right publisher hasn't come along yet, but look for Who's A People? You's A People! on bookshelves and best-seller lists soon!
As for my current project, I am working on a method of evaluating faiths and beliefs by thoroughly examining the parts that make up the whole. It is still a work in progress, but I have formulated enough of it to share with you here. Now, this may sound absurd at first, but please bear with me. I been to college. Here's a brief summary of what I have so far:
I compare faiths and beliefs--be they religious, spiritual, cultish or political--to sandwiches. I call this the Sandwich Method. You see, like any faith or belief, the quality of a sandwich can be accurately measured and documented by completely deconstructing the sandwich: breaking it down into its individual layers and examining those layers separately as independent from the whole sandwich.
In the process, I analyze each layer on an individual, one-by-one basis, but I also take care to analyze and document how each layer fits into the whole sandwich. I have found that a solid understanding of and an appreciation for the relationships between layers is crucial when applying critical thinking to any faith or belief. In my method, I carefully gauge the synergy present in every pair or group of layers, regardless of how they are arranged in the whole sandwich. It is more tedious than complicated, but the results I have been recording are simply fascinating. I will show you an example.
To demonstrate my Sandwich Method, I will now apply it to Scientology...
I begin by separating and examining the bread. The bread is the foundation of every sandwich, and it is often the most important indicator of the quality of th..wha.. what is..? ohhh.. ohh no... the bread... the bread is moldy. The bread is MOLDY!! THE BREAD IS MOLDY!!! EVERYONE STOP EATING THE SCIENTOLOGY SANDWICHES THE BREAD IS MOLDY IT DONT MATTER WHATS IN IT THE BREAD IS BAD PLEASE LISTEN TO MY THE SNDWICH IS BAD HALPS THEM HAAAALLP
One thing about me is that I like to study subjects and try to discover ways of thinking about the subject in a manner that perhaps no one has before. For example, I spent three years researching and writing a book that definitely proves dogs to be human beings trapped inside dog bodies. My literary agent/pot dealer says the right publisher hasn't come along yet, but look for Who's A People? You's A People! on bookshelves and best-seller lists soon!
As for my current project, I am working on a method of evaluating faiths and beliefs by thoroughly examining the parts that make up the whole. It is still a work in progress, but I have formulated enough of it to share with you here. Now, this may sound absurd at first, but please bear with me. I been to college. Here's a brief summary of what I have so far:
I compare faiths and beliefs--be they religious, spiritual, cultish or political--to sandwiches. I call this the Sandwich Method. You see, like any faith or belief, the quality of a sandwich can be accurately measured and documented by completely deconstructing the sandwich: breaking it down into its individual layers and examining those layers separately as independent from the whole sandwich.
In the process, I analyze each layer on an individual, one-by-one basis, but I also take care to analyze and document how each layer fits into the whole sandwich. I have found that a solid understanding of and an appreciation for the relationships between layers is crucial when applying critical thinking to any faith or belief. In my method, I carefully gauge the synergy present in every pair or group of layers, regardless of how they are arranged in the whole sandwich. It is more tedious than complicated, but the results I have been recording are simply fascinating. I will show you an example.
To demonstrate my Sandwich Method, I will now apply it to Scientology...
I begin by separating and examining the bread. The bread is the foundation of every sandwich, and it is often the most important indicator of the quality of th..wha.. what is..? ohhh.. ohh no... the bread... the bread is moldy. The bread is MOLDY!! THE BREAD IS MOLDY!!! EVERYONE STOP EATING THE SCIENTOLOGY SANDWICHES THE BREAD IS MOLDY IT DONT MATTER WHATS IN IT THE BREAD IS BAD PLEASE LISTEN TO MY THE SNDWICH IS BAD HALPS THEM HAAAALLP
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Too long to read, too ridiculous and out there to be funny. Smoking pot tends to make people think they are more clever and funny than they are. Try again when you're straight. And btw, welcome.
