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Zinjifar

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besides, you're overlooking the Red River; not de Nile :)

Say hi to the latenight ghostly tom-toms for me

Zinj
 

Good twin

Floater
I saw the Red River on a map, and it "looks" fairly close to the ranch. But the tom toms must be part of the squirreling that goes on up there. I can hardly wait. I'll let you know Zinj.
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
I saw the Red River on a map, and it "looks" fairly close to the ranch. But the tom toms must be part of the squirreling that goes on up there. I can hardly wait. I'll let you know Zinj.

Be sure to provide graphic descriptions of the squirreling, GT!!

Also, report on any activity involving armadillos that you witness.
 

Good twin

Floater
Be sure to provide graphic descriptions of the squirreling, GT!!

Also, report on any activity involving armadillos that you witness.

Of course Alanzo. This aligns fully with the purpose of my mission. However I don't expect to get anything new from the armadillo experience. They breed like rabbits where I come from. I consider myself fully hatted on Armadillo tech.
Although................I suppose everything may be bigger in Texas.
:yes:
 

Good twin

Floater
Okay, I only have a minute. I slipped out to make this report. You can't see the Red River from here but you can see Oklahoma. Just as we pulled onto the last dirt road we also saw vultures circling a dead armadillo. I am NOT kidding. The dead armadillo wasn't any bigger then the ones where I come from. There is some squirelling going on here for sure. We met with the head squirell just a couple of hours ago. He is very very ...um....well he's Alan. Just a heck of a nice guy with no hidden agenda as near as I can see. So we are just roaming around and stealing food from the kitchen and reading some of the books that are in the library. We have a cool cabin. The people here are very friendly. Apparently there are no regges here. They haven't tried to sell us anything......I know.................very suspicious.
talk to you later.
GT
 

Good twin

Floater
I'm just sneaking in to give an update. I walked right through the course room and was trying to be very sneaky so I wouldn't get routed to ethics. A student looked right at me. I thought he was gonna report me. He just smiled and said "hello, how are you?". (must be code for 'you are so..oo busted') Anyway, went to dinner with a couple of the squirrels. I saw another dead armadillo. I also saw the sheep. They don't look like any sheep I've ever seen. (obviously very special 'squirrel sheep') Then one of the squirrels told me they are Barbados Black Bellied Sheep. Like I'm gonna believe that!
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
It seems very strange and exotic on Alan's ranch!

Unexplained Dead Armadillos, Alien Sheep, and students who look right at you and speak!
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
I'm back!! :D <He yelled between gasps as like he was just coming up from the bottom of a swimming pool after having been down there for alltogether too long!> :grouch:

Some idiot with a large excavating machine tore apart about 50.000 telephone wires here in Roskilde, Denmark. He did that friday morning.. Killing the phones and internet in most of this city!

Now I know I'm addicted to this site!

Sheesh!!

And that happened right when I was engaged in some rather important comms!

Well, shit happens.. But why the hell does it have to happen right here?

Anyway.. I'm Back!!

:happydance:
 

Free to shine

Shiny & Free
I'm back!! :D <He yelled between gasps as like he was just coming up from the bottom of a swimming pool after having been down there for alltogether too long!> :grouch:

Some idiot with a large excavating machine tore apart about 50.000 telephone wires here in Roskilde, Denmark. He did that friday morning.. Killing the phones and internet in most of this city!

Now I know I'm addicted to this site!

Sheesh!!

And that happened right when I was engaged in some rather important comms!

Well, shit happens.. But why the hell does it have to happen right here?

Anyway.. I'm Back!!

:happydance:

And a bloody good thing too! :happydance:
 

Terril park

Sponsor
Okay, I only have a minute. I slipped out to make this report. You can't see the Red River from here but you can see Oklahoma. Just as we pulled onto the last dirt road we also saw vultures circling a dead armadillo. I am NOT kidding. The dead armadillo wasn't any bigger then the ones where I come from. There is some squirelling going on here for sure. We met with the head squirell just a couple of hours ago. He is very very ...um....well he's Alan. Just a heck of a nice guy with no hidden agenda as near as I can see. So we are just roaming around and stealing food from the kitchen and reading some of the books that are in the library. We have a cool cabin. The people here are very friendly. Apparently there are no regges here. They haven't tried to sell us anything......I know.................very suspicious.
talk to you later.
GT

I know what you mean! Really suspicious. I had to practically twist Seal's [spelling] arm to get her to sell me a book.
 

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
I know what you mean! Really suspicious. I had to practically twist Seal's [spelling] arm to get her to sell me a book.

Haven't you read the Knowledgismical Onion? This is just the outer layer, the public face. It goes right down through six layers until you get to Alan's nefarious plan for world domination.

Paul
 

Emma

Con te partirò
Administrator
I'm back!! :D <He yelled between gasps as like he was just coming up from the bottom of a swimming pool after having been down there for alltogether too long!> :grouch:

Some idiot with a large excavating machine tore apart about 50.000 telephone wires here in Roskilde, Denmark. He did that friday morning.. Killing the phones and internet in most of this city!

Now I know I'm addicted to this site!

Sheesh!!

And that happened right when I was engaged in some rather important comms!

Well, shit happens.. But why the hell does it have to happen right here?

Anyway.. I'm Back!!

:happydance:

I was wondering where you went.

And now I know. :D
 

Pixie

Crusader
I'm back!! :D <He yelled between gasps as like he was just coming up from the bottom of a swimming pool after having been down there for alltogether too long!> :grouch:

Some idiot with a large excavating machine tore apart about 50.000 telephone wires here in Roskilde, Denmark. He did that friday morning.. Killing the phones and internet in most of this city!

Now I know I'm addicted to this site!

Sheesh!!

And that happened right when I was engaged in some rather important comms!

Well, shit happens.. But why the hell does it have to happen right here?

Anyway.. I'm Back!!

:happydance:

Welcome back SP!! :bighug: I missed you!! :yes:
 
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