Um..Ok.
How bout starting with:
That I would DIE when I left staff.
That I would get VERY ILL when I left staff
That if I ever read any of the OT Data, I would DIE.
That if I become declared, I will DIE, have NO friends, have NO Career, etc,etc.etc?
There are TONS more, but those are just to name a few.....
Wisened One