Hi ESMB from your newest member!
- Thread starter ThankYou
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degraded being
Sponsor
Welcome to ESMB, Thank You.
Did you visit the equipment room on your way in?
If not, please do so, and for your safety and protection, pick up these items.
A safety helmet.
Full body armor.
A baseball bat.
A chain saw.
A hammer.
A machete.
Knives.
Bandages.
Splints.
You will also need one pair of one-eyed goggles and on pair of one eared earmuffs.
A forgetting zapper. That's so you can accuse others of saying outlandishly rude things, and zapping yourself to forget frequently using more outlandishly rude language yourself. After a while you will no longer need to zap yourself, because being a hypocrite will become normal. (I am not suggesting for one minute that you are a hypocrite now).
Have fun.
Did you visit the equipment room on your way in?
If not, please do so, and for your safety and protection, pick up these items.
A safety helmet.
Full body armor.
A baseball bat.
A chain saw.
A hammer.
A machete.
Knives.
Bandages.
Splints.
You will also need one pair of one-eyed goggles and on pair of one eared earmuffs.
A forgetting zapper. That's so you can accuse others of saying outlandishly rude things, and zapping yourself to forget frequently using more outlandishly rude language yourself. After a while you will no longer need to zap yourself, because being a hypocrite will become normal. (I am not suggesting for one minute that you are a hypocrite now).
Have fun.
Purple Rain
Crusader
Welcome to ESMB, Thank You.
Did you visit the equipment room on your way in?
If not, please do so, and for your safety and protection, pick up these items.
A safety helmet.
Full body armor.
A baseball bat.
A chain saw.
A hammer.
A machete.
Knives.
Bandages.
Splints.
You will also need one pair of one-eyed goggles and on pair of one eared earmuffs.
A forgetting zapper. That's so you can accuse others of saying outlandishly rude things, and zapping yourself to forget frequently using more outlandishly rude language yourself. After a while you will no longer need to zap yourself, because being a hypocrite will become normal. (I am not suggesting for one minute that you are a hypocrite now).
Have fun.
Wow. How welcoming is that for a new member?
The_Fixer
Class Clown
Welcome to ESMB, Thank You.
Did you visit the equipment room on your way in?
If not, please do so, and for your safety and protection, pick up these items.
A safety helmet.
Full body armor.
A baseball bat.
A chain saw.
A hammer.
A machete.
Knives.
Bandages.
Splints.
You will also need one pair of one-eyed goggles and on pair of one eared earmuffs.
A forgetting zapper. That's so you can accuse others of saying outlandishly rude things, and zapping yourself to forget frequently using more outlandishly rude language yourself. After a while you will no longer need to zap yourself, because being a hypocrite will become normal. (I am not suggesting for one minute that you are a hypocrite now).
Have fun.
Cheeky sods are free......
And a hearty welcome to you too.
Purple Rain
Crusader
Hi everyone. I'm new here. I was never in, but have been engaging in activism of various sorts for some time now. Mostly I lurk but it's nice to be able to respond sometimes.
I'm not sure what else to say about myself.Thanks for having me!
Welcome, ThankYou. I'm glad you've been enjoying your time on the board and it is truly nice to hear from you. I'm glad you've started posting.
TrevAnon
Big List researcher
Arthur Dent
Silver Meritorious Patron
Welcome TY and TY for posting here. Hope you enjoy your stay and learn a lot. I'm sure you will!
