HUGE NEWS!!! Miscavige resigns from RTC

Emma

Con te partirò
Administrator
I have it on good authority that David Miscavige has resigned from RTC.

Apparently he gathered all the remaining RTC Officers into a small room and declared he was leaving Scn to persue a film career after being offered a small part in Cruise's new film.

More details to follow!!
 

Bea Kiddo

Crusader
DM publicly leaving Scientology? Wow. That would be amazing. Especially since anyone else who does that is instantly declared. Let's see what turns out here.
 

programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_fools_day

April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools' jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before noon on April 1st.[1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet.

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So this stuff about contagion of aberration is really true after all.
 

RolandRB

Rest in Peace
I have it on good authority that David Miscavige has resigned from RTC.

Apparently he gathered all the remaining RTC Officers into a small room and declared he was leaving Scn to persue a film career after being offered a small part in Cruise's new film.

More details to follow!!


I am still thinking about what that "small part" might take the form of if coming from Mr Cruise.
 

The Oracle

Gold Meritorious Patron
Emma,

What is amazing about DM is that he couldn't have a "big part", yet he is the most successful pimp on the planet!

It just goes to show you, intention is cause!

Now, remember these words I wrote today. DM will resign from the Church and it will be soon.

Bitty took an LOA late 80's to build a huge custom home North of San Fransisco. Ronnie and Bitty left and got an education in real estate right before all of these huge buildings were bought across the planet (43 million spent in London alone) and WHO do you think might be getting those real estate commissions?

DM actually has a lot of money, he isn't saving it up for the canteen.

Now, about this slavery thing I just want to add, slavery is not necessarily a bad thing. It has been going on since time began and this civilization was built on the backs of slaves and teen age girls.

I've been a slave many times and had a very happy worthwhile life.

People just can't get into the slavery groove when it becomes apparent the master is an idiot.
 
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ron's hat

Patron with Honors
...........after being offered a small part in Cruise's new film.

obviously a porno film.......but lo and behold! I received a pilfered copy of the screenplay! As with many current films it will be a version of that old great show 'I Spy'. Tom will of course do the Robert Culp part and DM has agreed to do the Bill Cosby role. The title is "I'm Sorry..But I Peed Up Your Butthole!" They will of course film it at Golden Showers Studios. JT will do a brief cameo as Agent 69. Good stuff comin!!!
 

Pascal

Silver Meritorious Patron
Truth Revealed

The sad truth of Scientology is that beings have just so much potential. OT15 or not. DM is a small thetan, always was and always will be. He was a stooge chosen by LRH until someone with real power came around. I plan to do just that.

Don't worry boys, we'll soon have the Scientology we all dreamed of, a Cleared planet and a fresh new eternity.
 
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