Hysterical STANDING OVATIONS. HITLER had them too

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:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

I actually got some relief watching that, knowing that some of the other cults are as nerdy-freaky as Scientologists.

Am I joking when I say that this could easily have been a video of Scientologists if Ron had written that End Phenomena in session consisted of?

F/N
COG
VGIS
TOTAL FREEDOM DANCING

I'm not.

Want me to prove it? Okay. . .

Let's take a totally hypothetical example. I will just exaggerate and make something really crazy up. This never happened, but-----

What if Ron had made up a lunatic process where Scientologists had to run around a tree 8 hours a day?

They'd never ever ever do that, right?
 
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TheRealNoUser

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snip.... What if Ron had made up a lunatic process where Scientologists had to run around a tree 8 hours a day?

They'd never ever ever do that, right?
LRH actually said "around a pole", but the transcriptionist forgot to capitalize the word "pole". Ron was actually referring to a Polish person. Scientologists have been operating under an MU for decades, and have not been getting the gains that they should have been during this important auditing action. When done correctly, only two complete revolutions are necessary - as the Polish person quickly gets irritated and strikes the Scientologist leading to an instant EP and FN. No wonder this process has been "overrun".
 
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Gottabrain

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:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

I actually got some relief watching that, knowing that some of the other cults are as nerdy-freaky as Scientologists.

Am I joking when I say that this could easily have been a video of Scientologists if Ron had written that End Phenomena in session consisted of?

F/N
COG
VGIS
TOTAL FREEDOM DANCING

I'm not.

Want me to prove it? Okay. . .

Let's take a totally hypothetical example. I will just exaggerate and make something really crazy up. This never happened, but-----

What if Ron had made up a lunatic process where Scientologists had to run around a tree 8 hours a day?

They'd never ever ever do that, right?

:lol::hysterical::hysterical:

It's just the mix, though, ya know? Take a crowd searching for answers, add a guru or preacher ready to give them, lack of a/c, crowd mentality, hormones, adrenaline and... hey, anyone can do it. Seriously.

Ever try it yourself?

Even on a small scale. My g/f Laurie and I would LOVE to go to the middle of a busy Chgo intersection, point at the sky and go, "LOOK!" If you were really positive and insistent, people saw all kinds of things (or said they did) and the group agreement was contagious.

L Ron was no genius - he just loved to mess with people.
 

J. Swift

Patron with Honors
Call me a killjoy but I don't find it amusing. I used to attend staff meetings that resembled this​
Call me sentimental; I grew up in the Pentecostal Church. It was long hours of dull Bible study and church interspersed by demonic exorcisms and the occasional Hell creature coming up through the floor and into our house. Other than this, I had a normal childhood.

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Karen#1

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So here we are at this HISTORIC MONUMENTAL event opening up new vistas and breaking new ground, taking creativity to new heights...

APPLAUSE

And we have to admit that we are re-defining the word EXPANSION to a whole new meaning !

APPLAUSE


Never in the history of Man have such challenges been presented, such torches been carried shaming former Torch bearers in their insignificance as we pale past accomplishments...

LOUDER APPLAUSE

The majesty and DESTINY of the deeper meaning of keeping your Church on the map for trillenia is what YOU, the new civilization will do, its a PROPHECY and it needs commitment, it needs fervour, it needs devotion, it needs money !

THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE


The honor of raising your IAS status to the next level befalls you to boom the IAS so every soul on this planet is guaranteed greater heights so far unimaginable, therefore DONATE to the maximum, give beyond what you can afford for the dreams we all have and the and the regal lofty majestic GRANDEUR and Mightiness of vistas heretofore
unimagined !

STANDING OVATION !


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J. Swift

Patron with Honors
So here we are at this HISTORIC MONUMENTAL event opening up new vistas and breaking new ground, taking creativity to new heights...

APPLAUSE

And we have to admit that we are re-defining the word EXPANSION to a whole new meaning !

APPLAUSE


Never in the history of Man have such challenges been presented, such torches been carried shaming former Torch bearers in their insignificance as we pale past accomplishments...

LOUDER APPLAUSE

The majesty and DESTINY of the deeper meaning of keeping your Church on the map for trillenia is what YOU, the new civilization will do, its a PROPHECY and it needs commitment, it needs fervour, it needs devotion, it needs money !

THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE


The honor of raising your IAS status to the next level befalls you to boom the IAS so every soul on this planet is guaranteed greater heights so far unimaginable, therefore DONATE to the maximum, give beyond what you can afford for the dreams we all have and the and the regal lofty majestic GRANDEUR and Mightiness of vistas heretofore
unimagined !

STANDING OVATION !


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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Perfect Danny Shermanspeak!

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Gottabrain

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So here we are at this HISTORIC MONUMENTAL event opening up new vistas and breaking new ground, taking creativity to new heights...

APPLAUSE... and the regal lofty majestic GRANDEUR and Mightiness of vistas heretofore
unimagined !

STANDING OVATION !


David-Miscavige-at-the-op-001.jpg

:lol::geekon::spitcoffee:

is he ever going to get rid of that big ugly zit?
 

Royal Prince Xenu

Trust the Psi Corps.
Call me sentimental; I grew up in the Pentecostal Church. It was long hours of dull Bible study and church interspersed by demonic exorcisms and the occasional Hell creature coming up through the floor and into our house. Other than this, I had a normal childhood.

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Such a relaxing movie!
 

secretiveoldfag

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I never saw that the Colombian general was identified but found more about Colombia.

http://www.carolineletkeman.org/archives/8698

Colombia: Then there is the definitive model of a grassroots operation for social salvage—the conclusive story of the Freewinds’ humanitarian undertaking in Colombia.

All commenced in early 2009 with Way to Happiness seminars at the Colombian naval base at Cartagena. Distribution was likewise initiated among Colombian naval personnel. Freewinds personnel also linked withMajor Ricardo Antonio Prado from the Colombian National Police, and taggedwith Colonel Carlos Mena—Bolivar State Police Commander. In combination,they organized independent seminars in Cartagena schools and colleges, and Major Prado initiated a distribution network principally through Bogota police.

Simultaneously, Freewinds officers linked with Captain John Carlos Flores of the Cartagena Navy flotilla. After which, they were running distribution through Amazonian gunboats on the trafficking lanes. Then it was seminars to Colombian naval officers in the Starlight Cabaret aboard the Freewinds.

By late summer 2009 the Freewinds was seeing Cartagena police in her course rooms, and after a Freewinds’ Ability Congress in the middle of a Bogota military base, Colombian officials were beginning to embrace the tech whole cloth.

They were also developing sophisticated distribution. Major Prado’s The Way to Happiness motorcycle police made heavy inroads through better than a dozen cities. It mushroomed with with events like the big Cartagena pageant where police filtered some 20,000 booklets into the crowds. Then there was Colonel Mena’s Way to Happiness float, which effectively signified the whole Bolivar State Police Force was on board.

Finally, there was both The Way to Happiness and human rights materials requested on behalf of every military branch. Then it was The Way to Happiness precepts airing up to 100 times a clay all over Colombian networks. While better than 20,000 police and military officers possessed The Way to Happiness and human rights materials.

Whereupon it was over 3 million booklets through Colombian cities in the last 18 months—absolutely date coincident with a 50 percent drop in national crime rates. While on behalf of the army as a whole, Colonel Diaz just presented LRH with this:

“To Master L. Ron Hubbard, our greatest acknowledgment for your knowledge, teachings and doctrines to the military forces of Colombia…”

Colombian Postscript: All begins with Major Prado’s formal academic thesis to National Police command on how TWTH might be broadly employed to improve Colombian law enforcement.

Result: He has been approved for promotion to Police Colonel and is now a Lifetime Member of the IAS who vows not to rest until Colombia is blanketed with LRH technology.

Then there is Captain Flores, a “friend for life” of the Freewinds and “at their service” forevermore. He is now Chief of Staff for the largest naval command in Colombia. Moreover, he has all ships distributing booklets.

Finally, there is Colonel Mena—now General Mena, Chief of Security for the Colombian President. And he likewise vows to infuse his nation with LRH technology.

All told: with both police and military, Colombia’s Ministry of Defense has just approved a curriculum to bring The Way to Happiness and the human rights campaign to every military branch, more than 800,000 personnel in all!

How do you say: "It's all a con" in Spanish?
 
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secretiveoldfag

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Darn, Div6 got there before me.

But why the surprise-shock-horror in the WWP thread? Freewinds has been chucking TWTH at Colombia (and other places) for years now. Yes, the Colombian Police endorses LRH. Scientology has been training Colombian militarya or paramilitary personnel in anti-terrorist techniques, among much else. For anyone who believes Freewinds promises the calm atmosphere needed for the upper levels it comes as a bit of a shock to see men in uniform carrying guns pounding round the decks, but so much more fun.

So why are the Scheissentologists doing it?

One thing they gain: this poor country is doing their work for them.

I think it will be interesting when the Colombian government realises this.
 

Student of Trinity

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Huh. Nice tracking down by those WWP people. The uniform looks like the one on page 24 of the manual, correctly worn ... except for the medals. The models in the manual are in many cases wearing quite a few medals, and they are always tightly grouped in a single neat row, the way all other military and police groups I know do. In fact they are normally clipped together on a bar, so that you pin them on all at once. How this guy could be a lieutenant colonel, and have earned all those medals, but wear them so disgracefully, is hard to understand.

I'm willing to believe that there really is a Colombian police officer who supports Scientology. But is there any chance that maybe he just sent his uniform to be worn by a ringer, and the Scientologists just pinned on a bunch of medals to ginger it up?
 

Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
Darn, Div6 got there before me.

But why the surprise-shock-horror in the WWP thread? Freewinds has been chucking TWTH at Colombia (and other places) for years now. Yes, the Colombian Police endorses LRH. Scientology has been training Colombian militarya or paramilitary personnel in anti-terrorist techniques, among much else. For anyone who believes Freewinds promises the calm atmosphere needed for the upper levels it comes as a bit of a shock to see men in uniform carrying guns pounding round the decks, but so much more fun.

So why are the Scheissentologists doing it?

One thing they gain: this poor country is doing their work for them.

I think it will be interesting when the Colombian government realises this.


That post got me thinking, (always dangerous :wink2:)

Doing corporate Scientology's work for them. That's a very good point. In my fevered little brain also maybe a reason why Dave & crew get a pass from the US FEDGOV. Columbia is the beach-head into control of South America. So, political & economic control being the aim, Scientology is somehow doing the FEDGOV's work in Colombia. Being useful idiots.

Hugo is... well, we know where Hugo stands. I think he's a cement-head socialist, but he is a nationalist and I admire that. Correa kicked out the US Navy from the base in Manta, Ecuador so the he's no friend of the FEDGOV either. Sounds like a good guy to me. Basically Columbia is the only ally the FEDGOV has in the region. Morales in Bolivia? Nope. Another dummy but I like guys who are nationalist's and put their country first rather than Bechtel or whoever the parasite corp. is in their country. And Chile only pays lip service to the US but always goes their own way. (I lived in Chile 18 months and they are really, really into doing their own thing)

The US has precious few friends in the area.

FFT & GFFR
 

J. Swift

Patron with Honors
NOTE: Axiom142 made this post in December 2011:

...Hopefully in a couple of years, DM will be giving his presentation from here:

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Axiom142

Axiom142, based on today's dismal turnout at Flag, you look downright prophetic. DM will soon enough be addressing an empty field from his cheesy foam podium.
 
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