I can't help myself

[disconnected]

Ian was sitting in the bar balling his eyes out when his friends came over and said "Ian we're your friends what's the matter?" Ian looked up bleary eyed and said "You see that pencil over there, I moved that pencil with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the pencil mover - No. An hour later, he is still bleary eyed so his friends come over again and ask Ian again what is wrong? Ian looks up and looks over at the bar and says "You see that mug with beer over there, I moved that mug with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the mug mover - No". The evening is about to end and Ian is still balling his eyes out and so his friends come over for the last time and say "Ian we're your friends you MUST tell us what is going on?". Ian looks up and says "you see that door over there, I opened that door with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the door opener - No ------But you move one little goat on top of you.......... You have to have some fun even if it is in bad taste.

 

[disconnected]

there's more so don't provoke me

That kind of sick humour I can come up with but realize I am walking on thin ice. I mean no harm but do want to share a laugh as in my case, the only way to close the emotional hole I am in is a little bit of humour. Disconnected.

 

[Good twin]

It's okay Disconnected. It is funny.

You can say whatever you want. Most of us here have gone through some changes (some of us lots) since we first started posting here.

Welcome to ESMB.

 

[SchwimmelPuckel]

So what's the funny bit? - He being a goat mover? - Contemplating that give's me a mowing feeling..

I'm language flummoxed I think...

:confused2:

 

[Vinaire]

Ian was sitting in the bar balling his eyes out when his friends came over and said "Ian we're your friends what's the matter?" Ian looked up bleary eyed and said "You see that pencil over there, I moved that pencil with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the pencil mover - No. An hour later, he is still bleary eyed so his friends come over again and ask Ian again what is wrong? Ian looks up and looks over at the bar and says "You see that mug with beer over there, I moved that mug with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the mug mover - No". The evening is about to end and Ian is still balling his eyes out and so his friends come over for the last time and say "Ian we're your friends you MUST tell us what is going on?". Ian looks up and says "you see that door over there, I opened that door with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the door opener - No ------But you move one little goat on top of you.......... You have to have some fun even if it is in bad taste.

So, you mean, he wouldn't be balling his eyes out if he moved a goat! He was moving the wrong things all this time... oh! I see.

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[La La Lou Lou]

I liked the goat joke,
makes such a nice change from sheep-shagging jokes!
I suppose he couldnt have moved an ash tray in a pub anymore anyway!


La La Lou Lou

 

[Iknowtoomuch]

Ian the goat fucker.

 

[DCAnon]

That kind of sick humour I can come up with but realize I am walking on thin ice. I mean no harm but do want to share a laugh as in my case, the only way to close the emotional hole I am in is a little bit of humour. Disconnected.

Lol, never apologize for humor!

 

[Pooks]

Lol, never apologize for humor!

Agreed. And it made me LOL.

 

[Mark A. Baker]

I liked the goat joke,
makes such a nice change from sheep-shagging jokes!

Q: Why does a scotsman wear a kilt?

A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.


Just for you, Lu.

Mark A. Baker

 

[disconnected]

my hero. I have had such a brutal year finding out what went on that ESMB has been a huge cleansing. I was deceived, lied to, destroyed but stable datum attacks, declared a SP and to certain extent fair gamed. I lost my son and my former wife was clear in 1982 which I found out recently thru google. There is a lot of money involved so they were very comfortable staying underground unfortunately I have a daughter with seizures who is very much at risk if they do a purification rundown. To say the least I need a little humor in my life and you guys are terrific. At some point, I hope to help the cause when I am able to prevent others from being indoctrinated. Disconnected

 

[TheSneakster]

not important

 

[Markus]

Hi Disconnected

It is nice to meet you here. How can I help you? If you need anything just let me know. How old is your daughter and who is responsible for her right now?
Is there a way to get in contact with your family again? Take care of your daughter try to find out if she is getting her anti seizure medication - everything else like Purif or Auditing is nonsense.
I'm working with handicapped people (many of them have seizures)since 18 years so if you have any questions just let me know.

And I'm sure it is only a question of time till Scientology goes down, so be patient and send your love to your family as good and often as it is possible.

Love

Markus

my hero. I have had such a brutal year finding out what went on that ESMB has been a huge cleansing. I was deceived, lied to, destroyed but stable datum attacks, declared a SP and to certain extent fair gamed. I lost my son and my former wife was clear in 1982 which I found out recently thru google. There is a lot of money involved so they were very comfortable staying underground unfortunately I have a daughter with seizures who is very much at risk if they do a purification rundown. To say the least I need a little humor in my life and you guys are terrific. At some point, I hope to help the cause when I am able to prevent others from being indoctrinated. Disconnected

 

[Mark A. Baker]

my hero. I have had such a brutal year finding out what went on that ESMB has been a huge cleansing. I was deceived, lied to, destroyed but stable datum attacks, declared a SP and to certain extent fair gamed. I lost my son and my former wife was clear in 1982 which I found out recently thru google. There is a lot of money involved so they were very comfortable staying underground unfortunately I have a daughter with seizures who is very much at risk if they do a purification rundown. To say the least I need a little humor in my life and you guys are terrific. At some point, I hope to help the cause when I am able to prevent others from being indoctrinated. Disconnected

You are already contributing through your public postings.


Mark A. Baker

 

[Human Again]

Lol!! I like your goat joke. And soooo true too!

One little goat and your reputation is made for life.

 

[I told you I was trouble]

FYI.

We have a special section of ESMB for humorous postings.

Michael "The Sneakster" Hobson
I am *not* anonymous

ah Sneakster ... you just HAD to say that didn't you? (did you try just for a moment to NOT say it??) ...

Disconnected ..... Hello!! and ...