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Ian was sitting in the bar balling his eyes out when his friends came over and said "Ian we're your friends what's the matter?" Ian looked up bleary eyed and said "You see that pencil over there, I moved that pencil with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the pencil mover - No. An hour later, he is still bleary eyed so his friends come over again and ask Ian again what is wrong? Ian looks up and looks over at the bar and says "You see that mug with beer over there, I moved that mug with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the mug mover - No". The evening is about to end and Ian is still balling his eyes out and so his friends come over for the last time and say "Ian we're your friends you MUST tell us what is going on?". Ian looks up and says "you see that door over there, I opened that door with my own thoughts but do they call me Ian the door opener - No ------But you move one little goat on top of you.......... You have to have some fun even if it is in bad taste.