Originally Posted by L.Rum Hubturd
"Here is a datum: That particular implanting outfit was located down towards the center of this galaxy and was founded 52,863,010,654,079 years ago. It was destroyed 38,932,690,862,933 years ago by the 79th wing of the 43rd Battle Squadron of the Galactic Fleet. It was a wildcat activity. They used to drag magellanic clouds out of the center hub of the galaxy, let them follow lines of force and come over a system, and then send planes in with speakers. The place would be caved in for thousands of years as a result of radioactive clouds."
[Hubbard, "The Time Track", SHSBC-265, lecture of 16 May 63]
If our universe if supposedly only 14.5 billion years old then how could our Milky Way galaxy existed 52,863,010,654,079 years ago?
Excuse me I need to go take a dump right now.....