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People who think they are Scientologists are actually Hubbardites. That's what Scientology does. It converts people to 'Hubbard think', by auditing out their own thoughts. Ask them a question, wait a moment, and you'll get Hubbard's answer.
I was somewhat shocked to read your unsupported, biased & disparaging depiction about Scientologists, Hubbardites et al. Thus I set up a scientific experiment, conducted within recognized protocols, to formally address the issue you have raised.
In a double blind study, 100 randomly selected OT VIII's were asked to demonstrate at least one (1) ability of a Clear or OT.
The tabulated results revealed that all 100 responded without hesitation: "We don't do parlor tricks". From this we have concluded that:
1) Contrary to your fallacious assertion, Scientologists do not respond with "Hubbard's answer".
2) The statistical odds of 100 randomly selected persons answering with the identical (verbatim) answer are 17,067,544,192 to 1.
3) Therefore, by sheer weight of mathematical (i.e. scientific) probability, the identical response, itself, constitutes an anomalous event of such improbable magnitude that only persons possessing telepathic OT abilities amongst themselves could have so responded. (Notation: Mr. Hubbard, having been deceased twenty-six years, was appropriately excluded as a possible Source.)
4) Hence, an OT miracle was declared, validating Dr. Hubbard's predicate research about the restoration of dormant magical powers to every man, woman and child in the universe, happily ever after.
2) The statistical odds of 100 randomly selected persons answering with the identical (verbatim) answer are 17,067,544,192 to 1.
3) Therefore, by sheer weight of mathematical (i.e. scientific) probability, the identical response, itself, constitutes an anomalous event of such improbable magnitude that only persons possessing telepathic OT abilities amongst themselves could have so responded. (Notation: Mr. Hubbard, having been deceased twenty-six years, was appropriately excluded as a possible Source.)
4) Hence, an OT miracle was declared, validating Dr. Hubbard's predicate research about the restoration of dormant magical powers to every man, woman and child in the universe, happily ever after.
Our Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Scientological Facts has, accordingly, petitioned the moderators of this message board to have you temporarily banned until such time as you make a public retraction of your erroneous post.