I still feel like a scientologist when...

JustSheila

Crusader
LOL!

"LETTERS TO CF" could be an entire thread by itself!

Dear Barney,
According to your CF file, you came into the org 37 year ago, but there is no indication
in your folder that you purchased Dianetics. Are we missing the invoice? How did you
like your wins from that book?
The only notation I see in your file is a scrap of paper that has your name on it
and the notation "WC", so it appears you have received Word Clearing on
Dianetics already. Did that resolve the reason you did not continue studying
Scientology, because Ron states that the only reason you blew our org is an MU.
We've gone Ideal now, so whatever was the out-tech back then has been
handled, you should really come in and check us out! The marble is from
Italy and super upstat!
ML,
Billy Blowdown


And miraculously Billy gets a reply 5 months later. . .


Dear Mr. Blowdown
I am not sure what you are talking about in your letter. Much of it sounded
like a foreign language to me.
In any case, I never bought the book you are referring to. And the "WC"
notation is weird that someone wrote that down. I was only in your org
for 4 minutes because I asked to use the WC because I had way too many
beers that day.
Sorry, but I don't know what Scientology is and I don't care.
Please do not write me again, it's creeping me out.
Regards,
Barney Johnson
And Billy Blowdown enthusiastically writes back. . .


Dear Barney,
It was so great to hear from you again, old friend. I totally
duplicate that you did not buy Dianetics. But you did spend
several minutes in the WC, so I need to ask you this. What
word or symbol did you see in the bathroom that you did
not fully understand?
Again, and I can't emphasize this enough, Ron states that
the only reason someone gives up a subject or blows is
a misunderstood word. Let me know what day this week we
can schedule you for a free word-clearing session.
Don't worry, we didn't give up on you and, relax, we're not some kind
of weird cult. Listen, we can still help you recover your eternity
while there's time before the planet is destroyed.
ML,
Billy Blowdown
SOOO FUNNY!!! :roflmao: :dieslaughing:

HH, I hear Billy Blowdown had a huge cognition after writing that letter and created a new Designer bathroom and facial tissue. On the underside, this cuddly cute, adorable little puppy asks very seriously,

"You were about to blow! What word or symbol did you misunderstand?"

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screamer2

Idiot Bastardson
SOOO FUNNY!!! :roflmao: :dieslaughing:

HH, I hear Billy Blowdown had a huge cognition after writing that letter and created a new Designer bathroom and facial tissue. On the underside, this cuddly cute, adorable little puppy asks very seriously,

"You were about to blow! What word or symbol did you misunderstand?"

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lovemark-andrex-toilet-tissue-standard-600x600.jpg

Jesus H. Christ, JustSheila.
You just pressed nearly all of my exposed buttons. :hysterical:
 

DagwoodGum

Squirreling Dervish
"You were about to blow! What word or symbol did you misunderstand?"
I misunderstood "clear" but once I cleared it and found out it meant nothing or absence of, literally, so I decided to leave or "blow', though not my word.
They came up with the word "blow" due to its negative connotations, thinking it would trip up anyone attempting to merely exercise their right to leave, no doubt.
 
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