"LETTERS TO CF" could be an entire thread by itself!
Dear Barney,According to your CF file, you came into the org 37 year ago, but there is no indicationin your folder that you purchased Dianetics. Are we missing the invoice? How did youlike your wins from that book?The only notation I see in your file is a scrap of paper that has your name on itand the notation "WC", so it appears you have received Word Clearing on Dianetics already. Did that resolve the reason you did not continue studyingScientology, because Ron states that the only reason you blew our org is an MU. We've gone Ideal now, so whatever was the out-tech back then has beenhandled, you should really come in and check us out! The marble is fromItaly and super upstat!ML,Billy Blowdown
And miraculously Billy gets a reply 5 months later. . .
Dear Mr. BlowdownI am not sure what you are talking about in your letter. Much of it soundedlike a foreign language to me.In any case, I never bought the book you are referring to. And the "WC" notation is weird that someone wrote that down. I was only in your orgfor 4 minutes because I asked to use the WC because I had way too manybeers that day. Sorry, but I don't know what Scientology is and I don't care.Please do not write me again, it's creeping me out. Regards,Barney JohnsonAnd Billy Blowdown enthusiastically writes back. . .
Dear Barney,It was so great to hear from you again, old friend. I totallyduplicate that you did not buy Dianetics. But you did spendseveral minutes in the WC, so I need to ask you this. Whatword or symbol did you see in the bathroom that you didnot fully understand? Again, and I can't emphasize this enough, Ron states thatthe only reason someone gives up a subject or blows isa misunderstood word. Let me know what day this week we can schedule you for a free word-clearing session. Don't worry, we didn't give up on you and, relax, we're not some kindof weird cult. Listen, we can still help you recover your eternity while there's time before the planet is destroyed.ML,Billy Blowdown
HH, I hear Billy Blowdown had a huge cognition after writing that letter and created a new Designer bathroom and facial tissue. On the underside, this cuddly cute, adorable little puppy asks very seriously,
"You were about to blow! What word or symbol did you misunderstand?"