IAS 2-fer

[HelluvaHoax!]

BIG EVENT - COB MAKES THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Scientologists erupt in standing ovations and screams of delight.

SCIENTOLOGIST #1
(applauding like crazy)
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! WOW!

SCIENTOLOGIST #2
(dancing with rapturous joy)
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!!

SCIENTOLOGIST #3
(crying tears of joy)
UNBELIEVABLE. OH WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
MY CASE IS CRACKED!

SCIENTOLOGIST #4
(stamping feet, screaming)
FANTASTIC! THAT HANDLES EVERYTHING!!!
(suddenly stops, turns to #3)
Wait, what did he say?

SCIENTOLOGIST #3
(VVVGI's, keeps applauding)
I don't know, with all this screaming I couldn't
hear anything either. But I am totally, like super
sure that it's like totally theta, and totally
indicates, whatever it is!​

 

[Sindy]

BIG EVENT - COB MAKES THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Scientologists erupt in standing ovations and screams of delight.

SCIENTOLOGIST #1
(applauding like crazy)
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! WOW!

SCIENTOLOGIST #2
(dancing with rapturous joy)
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!!

SCIENTOLOGIST #3
(crying tears of joy)
UNBELIEVABLE. OH WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
MY CASE IS CRACKED!

SCIENTOLOGIST #4
(stamping feet, screaming)
FANTASTIC! THAT HANDLES EVERYTHING!!!
(suddenly stops, turns to #3)
Wait, what did he say?

SCIENTOLOGIST #3
(VVVGI's, keeps applauding)
I don't know, with all this screaming I couldn't
hear anything either. But I am totally, like super
sure that it's like totally theta, and totally
indicates, whatever it is!​

The Golden Age of Blowing.
The Blind Leaving the Blind.​

 

[smartone]

Just received the following e-mail from IASA. They are now offering 2-for-1/matching lifetime memberships. I've never seen this before. They are obviously getting desperate over there!!

Dear Michael,

Lifetime Members of the IAS serve as the foundation of it all and every Lifetime counts! That is why this holiday season a special offer is being made available to you.

Gift a Lifetime Membership this holiday season to another by making an IAS donation of $5000 and the Association will gift a SECOND one to a family member or friend of your choice!

This means through your donation you could assist in making 2 new Lifetime members, both being part of the crusade to salvage this planet for life.

This offer will expire on 31st of December. So visit our website today at www.iasmembership.org/iasa and take advantage of this Holiday Special.

Every Lifetime counts! Your support makes all things possible.

Sincerely,

Selina Frick
IAS Administrations
On behalf of the IAS

5K!!!! It used to be 2K. I wonder if the SO's wages have increased accordingly.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Dear Michael,

Lifetime Members of the IAS serve as the foundation of it all and every Lifetime counts! That is why this holiday season a special offer is being made available to you.

Gift a Lifetime Membership this holiday season to another by making an IAS donation of $5000 and the Association will gift a SECOND one to a family member or friend of your choice!

This means through your donation you could assist in making 2 new Lifetime members, both being part of the crusade to salvage this planet for life.

This offer will expire on 31st of December. So visit our website today at www.iasmembership.org/iasa and take advantage of this Holiday Special.

Every Lifetime counts! Your support makes all things possible.

Sincerely,

Selina Frick
IAS Administrations
On behalf of the IAS

The last time I heard about someone getting something "for life" it included the phrase "without possibility of parole".

Fits rather splendidly, don't it?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

The Golden Age of Blowing.
The Blind Leaving the Blind.​

perfect!