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MrNobody

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It seriously doesn't look that exciting does it?

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I can be a bit picky about food that I didn't cook myself, but if it smells and tastes as good as it looks, I'd definitely eat it. Nothing pretentious, just good, home cooked food. That's the way I like it. :thumbsup:

The orchids on the kitchen window sill are a little more exciting...

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R2-45

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Lol. Posting that was the biggest mistake I've made on ESMB yet! Derailed the entire thread and it ain't over yet by the look of things.

Apparently, the correct answer was D:

D. "what underwear?"



Can somebody fax me over some of that soup with extra bread?

Or am I in the wrong technological milieu?

:hysterical:
 

sallydannce

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Apparently, the correct answer was D:

D. "what underwear?"



Can somebody fax me over some of that soup with extra bread?

Or am I in the wrong technological milieu?

:hysterical:

I can't seem to get the soup bowl to fit in the telex machine. Not sure what I'm doing wrong...I'll keep trying. :)
 

MrNobody

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I can't seem to get the soup bowl to fit in the telex machine. Not sure what I'm doing wrong...I'll keep trying. :)

You may need to upgrade your soup bowl to FAX status - and if that doesn't work either, you can always buy the golden eMail extension. :coolwink:
 

R2-45

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You may need to upgrade your soup bowl to FAX status - and if that doesn't work either, you can always buy the golden eMail extension. :coolwink:

Would it help if I re-do Fax Status I & II on my end?

Demo kit: check!
Clay: check!
Money: ca-ching!
More Money: ca-ca-ching!
Others's Money: ca-ca-ca-ching!

(something about "ca-ca" seems somehow so appropriate...)

:lol:
 

Purple Rain

Crusader
Would it help if I re-do Fax Status I & II on my end?

Demo kit: check!
Clay: check!
Money: ca-ching!
More Money: ca-ca-ching!
Others's Money: ca-ca-ca-ching!

(something about "ca-ca" seems somehow so appropriate...)

:lol:

Well, it's the old age existential question (whatever that means) - how to get soup through a telex machine.
 

MrNobody

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Well, it's the old age existential question (whatever that means) - how to get soup through a telex machine.

See? That's how advancing technology changes the world. The original question was probably: "How can we transmit soup with our Jungle Drums?"
 

Tom_Booth

Patron with Honors
Crowley recycled himself as DM? Now that shows a wicked sense of humor.

No. when I referred to being "double crossed" by Hubbard, it's because according to what I seemed to remember in these past-life memories the agreement was between me and Hubbard. The agreement was not honored apparently. though what actually went on that lead to DM stepping in is questionable.

These "memories" were extremely disturbing at the time as I was not raised to believe in reincarnation. I was a Jehovah Witness.

I grew up in almost total isolation as far as contact with any esoteric ideas like reincarnation or out of body experiences or between life memories yet I was experiencing all these things. From early childhood as far back as I can remember (this life),

"Crowley" reincarnated into Jehovah Witness, for the same reason he incarnated into the Plymouth Brethren. His mission was to be indoctrinated into a fundamentalist type religion of the most backward sort and then extricate himself from that so as to fully understand that particular mindset and so be better able to bring enlightenment to that class of humanity.

He utterly failed. Gave up, trying to understand the Plymouth Brethren / Fundamentalist mind set so he came back as a JW. Which is similarly a kind of backward fundie religion that leads nowhere and from which it is difficult to escape. The indoctrination is so deep and thorough.

So a young Jehovah Witness is writing LRH that he recalls that he is Crowley reincarnated and he has come back. It's time to hand over the reins as agreed. Instead he (Hubbard) apparently appointed DM instead. Crowley was double crossed. An annoyance, but there were other matters to attend to. Crowley would tie up this loose end in time.

In other words, my memory of "knowing Hubbard in a past life" is a memory of a confrontation and subsequent settlement between myself (Crowley) and Hubbard. A kind of gentlemen's agreement was made between the two men.

Unfortunately Crowley's upbringing as a Jehovah Witness was almost too much for him. He doubted his own experiences. Nearly forgot who he was. Was struggling with doubt and indecision. So he was writing to Hubbard for "Help" in clarifying his memories. He doubted his own sanity, but had notebooks full of "memories" he could not believe were real and had no other way of confirming or denying than to write to someone who was "in" these memories and still alive for conformation or denial of specific events recorded in his notebook.

Everything I had written down in those notebooks was eventually confirmed. I did not read or learn that Hubbard was a member of the OTO. I REMEMBERED it, and was writing to Hubbard for confirmation of these memories.
 
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Seriously dude, again with the hijacking nukes story? All I can says is TML. (Too much LSD)

i do enjoy being cavalier with my poetic liscence but there are times when the correct word is required. the nukes were not hijacked they were commandeered

AV was using my misstatement...
 
I know. I read about it. It was a serious breach of nuclear safety procedures. You didn't dream that up.
But you causing the incident? Like I said, maybe you are experiencing the latent effects of lysergic acid diethylamide or magic mushrooms. Hope you're not driving.

did i cause it or not?

like i said i was surprised when i read the report in the seattle times three weeks later. i wrote up a requisition for six nukes on 28 August, the day after i handed a very special report to dubya's anthrax-sniffers

and...

my augur affirms my causation

the material fact is i did write the requisition; as with all "OT" phenomena, if you can prove material connection...

it's not "OT"
 
"Coming up... What do aliens have against underwear? This story and more on Anderson Cooper tonight."

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it was pleasant to see this thread took a pleasant cheerful and lively turn

of course two posts later FBM again made a VOLUMINOUS statement declaring dianetics to be hypnosis

i don't the computer tech to inject the precise materials from science of survival but it clearly and firmly directs auditors not to hypnotize preclears. AND I DON'T!!!

immediately thereafter hubbard reserves the right to use hypnosis as a research tool. what he did, i don't know. when i tried to straighten things out with fcdc in 1975 after splitting in 1974 i believe i was subjected to hypnosis. by whom i know not. i suspect figures in the GO or elsewhere in CoS

but...

whoever may have been doing hypnosis i know that i do not and the results i get are not the result of hypnosis
 

anonomog

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Heaven help me, my alter personality must be huffing the acetone again.

I could have sworn this thread included underpants, a post from someone who stole nukes and another one from Aleister Crowley and tinfoil hats.

Don't worry I'll be okay in the morning.
 
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