strativarius
Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
Wait a minute! I can't find my copy of Naked Lunch, it's probably in one of the many cardboard boxes stuffed full of paperbacks out in the hall, but are you saying that I've actually lifted a sentence from it word for word? If so, that's an incredible coincidence - it certainly wasn't done on purpose.Not to make light of your hard times, Strat, but the above sentence keeps cracking me up. Reminds me of some of the funnier parts of Naked Lunch ...
"So there I am trapped three weeks in the headwaters of the Upper Baboonasshole and half the bearers down with the aftosa. Achmed, that little sneak, switched my cocaine with Saniflush, so I set up a meet to buy more.
When I got there I had to fight to gain entrance to a hovel that stank of cat piss. Most disgusting thing I ever stood still for."
As for making light of my hard times, I never think about them, and anyway, what don't kill ya makes ya stronger. :)
