It's the TECH, stupid!

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THATS RIGHT HOAXIE!

AFTER GOING THRUOGH A COUPLE OF WALLS OF FIRE AND THEN, HAVING THE TRUTH REVEALED, THEY MUST ADVANCE TO OTIX -

THE WALL OF FOWLER.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Ron says the TECH will handle it. Let's listen to what he says to people exactly....


“Everyone on Earth has problems. They would not be human if they did not. Primarily, Scientology helps people to come up to handling their problems instead of being handled by them.

Just suppose for a moment Scientology really worked. Just suppose it could really free men from pain and suffering and help them with their problems.

Just suppose people you like or know were in need of help and Scientology could give it to them.

What problem do you have?

If you had processing, it would be to help you solve that problem
.”

L. Ron Hubbard - NON-SCIENTOLOGY STAFF




SCENARIO: A Scientologist comes to Ron with a problem. Actually a few of them. Let's watch Ron the Problem-Solver at work, shall we?


RON
"What problem do you have?"

SCIENTOLOGIST
You sold me a half million dollars worth of auditing. It didn't work.
I am not Clear. I am not OT. I am depressed and I am also bankrupt so
I lost my car and my house. When i said it didn't work I got declared and
my wife and family and children and friends were ordered to disconnect
from me. And my boss is a Scientologist so he fired me. Now I am homeless
and penniless and hopeless. I am here to beg you to return my advanced
payments so I can eat, Ron.

RON
"If you had processing, it would be to help you solve that problem."​
 

GreyWolf

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Hey, it's alright with me if you call Ron an asshole, just don't forget to call DM one too. :eyeroll:
 

HelluvaHoax!

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You've already bought one, baby!..........Suckerrrrrrrrrred!!! :coolwink:

lolololol Dammmmmmmmmmm!

I knew something was fishy when my postings stat was down recently and Emma told me I had to sleep under my desk until it was handled. :D
 

HelluvaHoax!

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It's the TECH, stupid...by the numbers.

1.8 billion seconds since Scientology first began defrauding customers.

1.8 billion dollars stolen from marks tricked into looking for things that did not exist (clear, OT, total freedom, bt's...)

1.8 billion divisions of downward tone arm motion that ultimately resulted in nothing more than apostates arriving at a downward tone.

1.8 billion tech, admin and ethics lies to try to cover up the original lie called Clear.

1.8 billion times Scientologists closed their eyes and clicked their heels together three times while thinking the words 'There's no tech like Ron's'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKn53vWIHA&feature=player_embedded
( A kindly message to all Scientologists: "Wake up honey.")​
 

Telepathetic

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you guyyyyyyyyss! :modest:

...this better not be one of those tricky love-bombing scams where I have to buy a lifetime membership to ESMB.

(thanks so much!)

Come on, what's a few hundred thousand dollars in comparison to all this love! :wink2: Anyway, so, will that be cash, check...

TP
 

Telepathetic

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He must have been a religious figure in a past life,

I've never seen anyone with a more lucid understand of religion and spirituality.

I look to him for spiritual guidance.

If God doesn't have a sense of humor, I'm not sure I want to know him.

:D Yes, I agree, he is lucid. He is our Lucifer or is it *their* Lucifer:confused2: :lol:

TP
 

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Speaking of Lucid, Lucifer & other Loose associations....

The USS LUCID (World War II mine sweeper)
558px-Lucid_%28MSO-458%29.jpg

Now the official Flagship of Critics


The Lucid was best of the mine-sweepers,
Detecting dang'rous ordnance at sea.
But now tis used to help rescue mind-sleepers,
To prevent them from pretending OT.​
 

This is NOT OK !!!!

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SCIENO-SCENARIO: When PC's try to trick the TECH...

AUDITOR
Today we are going to handle the ruin that you came into
Scientology for 30 years ago and never got handled. I'd like to
indicate there is by-passed-charge on that.

PC
Oh my God! Thank you!!! Thank the C/S. Thank Ron.
Thanks to COB! Thanks to--

AUDITOR
Wait, hold on, we didn't handle it yet.

PC
Oh. Okay.

AUDITOR
We will do a Listing & Nulling now to find your Tech WHY.


L & N

WHAT IS THE REASON THAT YOU SPENT HALF YOUR LIFE AND
A HALF-MILLION DOLLARS AND DIDN'T GET YOUR OT ABILITIES?


I never was OT back on the time track to begin with. x

I actually went OT but lost it because I am pts. x

I am suppressive and don't really want to be a free OT. x

I need to get SuperPower when it comes out. x

I have hidden standards that I am supposed to feel good from auditing. sf

I am being audited over an unhandled PTP--my intention is to go OT and the counter-intention is that the Tech doesn't work. LFBD DIAL WIDE F/N (pc VVGI's and wildly line charging)​

Auditor does not indicate item because it appears to be an ARC Break FN and not real VVGI's but "glee of insanity".

Auditor ends session to get a new C/S and offload this out-ethics particle.


Stop it Hoxie.

Quit culling my solo session worksheets. :D
 
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